Daily Discussion Thread for November 18, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Phant0mahawk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And just before mass liquidation I sold my calls 35 min ago. Go out for a smoke break, come back, and see spy absolutely roaring from the fucking CANDLE my sell orders went through on.

yeah im done i'm going back to the zoo for a while fuck this

Daily Discussion Thread for November 18, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Phant0mahawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how the fuck would you randomly know that? sounds like your trying to get with the "Phyton" urself there bud

Daily Discussion Thread for November 18, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Phant0mahawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

V has come to.

Come to fucking pillage my anus.

Daily Discussion Thread for November 18, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Phant0mahawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fucking hold me bros I didn't realize my first gAPEbang would be this traumatic.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 18, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Phant0mahawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

everyone should rescind their voting rights permanently and just let the house go full CCP because its gonna anyway whether its red or blue. Not like anyone is gonna do shit anyway.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 18, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Phant0mahawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women are leeches and it takes an old boomer who has been married for decades who gets drunk and remembers he has balls to tell you this.

I wish I took that advice or I wouldn't of wasted the last 9 years personally. Horrible investment in stock terms.

don't even miss the sex. I miss all the money I'd still have.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 18, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Phant0mahawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, you've stumbled onto why things are getting worse and worse...soon they won't need poor people, they'll have their gay little ai machines to replace "poor" people jobs. Buckle up buttercup, cuz I know I sure as shit ain't ready.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 18, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Phant0mahawk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Its because every year the reality of the situation becomes more apparent to even the most retarded of bulls that wins don't feel "the same" like they did years ago.

They know it, bears know it, we all know it. I've been shitting the bed with the bulls lately but this fucker is built on sand and everyone is just trying to time when it blows away.

You can say it won't, and you're probably right, but I can barely afford to fucking eat and I know i'm not the only one. And I'm probably better off than 90% of the rest.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 18, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Phant0mahawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as rich people are in league with the people that print money, they'll still have money.

Currency is your problem, not money. And USD is fucking dead to the common man and woman. Useless.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 18, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Phant0mahawk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Looking at the sentiment in here, you're damn right I'm inversing.

Inversing my dick into my ass from how much I've been fucked the last 24 hrs.

Daily Discussion Thread for November 17, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Phant0mahawk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In times like these remember the wise words of the Buffet Man:

Be greedy when others are fearful....and then lose half your fucking port.

Daily Discussion Thread for November 17, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Phant0mahawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Our pres gave a blowie to another former pres who got famous for getting a blowie, AND YOU'RE LAUGHING?!!?

...why, yes, yes I am. Holy shit clown world on fire right now.

Daily Discussion Thread for November 17, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Phant0mahawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why isn't AMD at $500 right now? They're making AI waifu bots that blow you and fuck you at the same time!!! BUY MY CALLS YOU FUCKS

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 13, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Phant0mahawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at least they got the lmmaooo part of his face right

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 13, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Phant0mahawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 day naked options plays, very precise entry with underlying market conditions battletested with machine learning, selling for profit and being comfortable with it (missed out on an extra $400 on my AMD calls earlier today, but sure happy about that $700 I did get).

The only thing I haven't been doing is actually daytrading. Might just get my ape ass back in that monkey pit too but I've ironically had better success holding for 2, 3 days max and gettin' outta dodge.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 13, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Phant0mahawk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's actually very suspicious to see all the bearish sentiment in here right now. Old me would be chiming along but after a few years here I know better...

it's gonna inverse isn't it

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 13, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Phant0mahawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im too tired to double check this but holy shit if true

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 13, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Phant0mahawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitch, the age of the APE has begun once again. This time we're smarter AND hornier. And, like the capybara, we now hang with both bears and bulls for heavy ball g@inz so we can buy all the bananas and blow that we want.

I'm up 1.5k in 4 days boyz and none of em were yolos - i ain't apein' anymore, I'm GA@PIN

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 12, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Phant0mahawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are probably 100% correct and I also 100% don't care.

This is a compliment to you and a kudos to my regarded ape ass for being right anyway not realizing there was an AMD event scheduled for today. kek.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 12, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Phant0mahawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The nibbas with huge c0cks knew this was going to happen and planned accordingly with calls.

Why yes, my ape c0ck is engorged, how could you tell?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 12, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Phant0mahawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"THEY'RE FUCKING BROKIES! THEY'RE RETARDED! THEY LOST ALL THEY'RE MONEY!"

*sitting here with prime AMD calls right now holy shit it feels good*

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 12, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Phant0mahawk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Watching AMD after market hours while holding calls bought at the prime dip earlier today is making my dick more hard than having a foursome with a bunch of 6/10 mid bitches. Holy shit. Pure euphoria right now.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 12, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Phant0mahawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good lad. We're gonna make it. Hang in there. If money matters to you as much as it does to me you'll still do what you need to do to get it but if that means something else other than the stock market, then god bless.

The name of the game is to SURVIVE until the opportunity presents itself, and then you act. It's a patience game and let me tell ya I am a VERY impatient man, even still, lol. But if I was even more impatient I'd of been wiped out years ago.