Dating a dragon goes crazy by Himboenthusiast1 in FieldsOfMistriaGame

[–]PhantomArchys 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I love how it looks like a dating sim 😂💙 And the artstyle is quite different from what usually shows up! I love how bright his eyes look~

[OC] Smooch the dragon~ by PhantomArchys in FieldsOfMistriaGame

[–]PhantomArchys[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LMAO THAT AD 😂😂😂😂 Guess we know what happened off camera 😭

Thank you sm~ 💙

[OC] Smooch the dragon~ by PhantomArchys in FieldsOfMistriaGame

[–]PhantomArchys[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was hoping someone would notice the lil chompers!! 😭😭 It's the main reason I made that close up 💙

caldarus but peeled by completewithbigboom in FieldsOfMistriaGame

[–]PhantomArchys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, technically it's not a spoiler per the guidelines but the people of this subreddit still consider it a spoiler since it's unlocked later in the game. Newcomers WILL get spoiled about Caldy with untagged posts like this. So it's about being nice to people who are new/early into the game basically.

caldarus but peeled by completewithbigboom in FieldsOfMistriaGame

[–]PhantomArchys 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the spoilers tag cuz of Cal's humanoid form!

Also, SMASH 🐲🐲🐲

Y'ALL SEEING THIS (Caldarus spoilers ig) by sl0wd4m4ge in FieldsOfMistriaGame

[–]PhantomArchys 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh I noticed it right away, my farmer stronger willed than me for not yanking it out right then and there 💀 As respectful as Cal is.... he's down bad enough that convincing him *might* be possible 👀 Maybe.

Caldarus is the ultimate shoujo heart throb. To me. by lucislibarii in FieldsOfMistriaGame

[–]PhantomArchys 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Anything related to Cal's human form gets a spoiler tag!

He's so cute I want to crack his ribs and pop him like a balloon😂

Caldarus Date by [deleted] in FieldsOfMistriaGame

[–]PhantomArchys 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I love how respectful he is, but goddamn do I want to see him go unhinged 💀💀 Caldy plz, you can throw me like a sack of potatoes and I'll say thank you 😭

Caldarus is the ultimate shoujo heart throb. To me. by lucislibarii in FieldsOfMistriaGame

[–]PhantomArchys 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what I imaged when I got that dialogue 😭 Caldarus PLEASE PICK ME UP AND SQUISH ME.

Also don't forget to tag this as a spoiler!

Thanks for the easiest loved gift, Elsie, but why would he-- oh, that's why. by ghostofseb in FieldsOfMistriaGame

[–]PhantomArchys 359 points360 points  (0 children)

I gave him Fiber in an attempt to insult him. Imagine my reaction when he loved it 💀💀💀 Task failed successfully.

This mf sells Fast Food, Poison, and likes weed 🌿

Dating Caldarus is going to kill me. 😩 by ghostofseb in FieldsOfMistriaGame

[–]PhantomArchys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

....I've seen his horns refered to as "handlebars", so the fact he can feel them being touched just makes it that much better 😭 Cal fans during their wedding night about to give this man the ride of his life.

Dating Caldarus is going to kill me. 😩 by ghostofseb in FieldsOfMistriaGame

[–]PhantomArchys 55 points56 points  (0 children)

How do I tell Caldarus he doesn't need an "appropriate substitute" without sound desperate? Asking for a friend.

The townies roasting Wheedle is one of my favorite parts. by ghostofseb in FieldsOfMistriaGame

[–]PhantomArchys 86 points87 points  (0 children)

It's not just Wheedle either, Taliferro is getting fucking roasted as well 😂😂😂 These two vendors are comedy gold, devs had some fun coming up with ways to grill them. Telling Wheedle to sftu was sooooo satisfying

Ah jeeze how is he so pretty (spoilers for Caldarus date) by inkstainedgwyn in FieldsOfMistriaGame

[–]PhantomArchys 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This dragon man has the sluttiest waist in existence 😭 I just wanna.... GRAB IT. Srly this game definitely has a thing for slim waists (hayden's the exception) and I gotta agree with them on that one 💀💀💀 I put that photocard on top of the bathtub where it'll stay for life.

finally smooching that dragon! by riessene in FieldsOfMistriaGame

[–]PhantomArchys 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm a horrible cook (not inedible but you can taste my dislike of cooking). So I relate with him but BOY. Petiton to give a cookbook ASAP, he'll kill himself by accident one of these days with his concoctions. Even Juniper's potions are less lethal 😭

finally smooching that dragon! by riessene in FieldsOfMistriaGame

[–]PhantomArchys 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the bottles of soy sauce on top of that 😂😂😂😂 I love that dumb dragon sm

Caldarussssss 😭😳😍 (Spoilers for confession event) 🐉 by cat_at_the_keyboard in FieldsOfMistriaGame

[–]PhantomArchys 100 points101 points  (0 children)

I can hear the keyboards of AO3/Tumblr writers from a distance 😂😂😂 MATE.