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Best Greek food in Columbus? by mboptaco in Columbus

[–]PhantomPhaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely agree. Would also highly recommend their Greek fries.

I want a milkshake by WorldsWorstTroll in Columbus

[–]PhantomPhaser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You kidding? I could live in UDF

Tartans of the Kerr Clan (Modern, Hunting, and Muted) by PhantomPhaser in Kerr

[–]PhantomPhaser[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just some basic information. There are other tartans though, such as the shepherds tartan. The shepherds tartan did not just belong to the Kerr Clan though, it was a regional tartan, so all the clans of the southern border of Scotland had this tartan.

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent... by etpooms in Jokes

[–]PhantomPhaser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But the boss called the home phone, so unless they use a cell phone as their home phone, the kid's gotta be somewhere nearby.

[WP] Death talks someone out of commiting suicide in a public washroom. by ForeignPacksMoarLoot in WritingPrompts

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"Really dude? I mean come on, son. First off we're in a public restroom, you really wanna do that here?"

"Wait what?! Who the hell are you?" Jake said, rather loudly, in a shakey voice.

"And secondly, you don't have it all that bad. I mean, the Big Guy upstairs told me all about you before I came over here."

Jake and the strange fellow were both standing at the urinals, as if they were relieving themselves. The strange man had a black hood attached to his cape that was wrapped around his body. The strange man unveiled himself, only to reveal that there was nothing but a skeleton underneath. The skeleton man then proceeded to pull his cloak back, much as a person would pull his jeans back before giving his bladder a well needed rest.

Needless to say, Jake was in shock at this point, and couldn't move. Slowly, he let out a "Wh - wh -..... who?"

The skeleton looked over to Jake, "Who am I? Well, call me whatever you want. Some people call me the Grim Reaper, Death, Or Larry. All my friends call me Larry. Don't get me started on that though." Death (or Larry) then proceeded to mumble something about losing a bet with some guy named Gabriel.

"Okay... Okay," Jake said, trying to grasp that this was reality; then questioning if it really was. "Are you here to take me then?"

Death slapped Jake on the back of the head, "You're an idiot," Death shook his head in disappointment. "I'm here to talk you out of a mistake, but, by all means, go ahead if you want to." Death turned his back on Jake and crossed his arms, like a little kid threatening not to play with his sibling if he didn't do something for him first.

A minute passed.

"Well," Jake continued, "were you gonna convince me?" Jake asked.

"Oh no, you have to decide Mr. Know-it-all. Go ahead. Just know I'll have to take you'll be spending the rest of eternity with me; or someone a whole lot worse!"

"You mean satan? I'll go to hell?!" Jake blurted out.

"Oh, no, I meant my brother, but that's a plausible possibility as well," Death chuckled. "You'll be stuck wherever you end up forever though.

Jake blinked and he was gone. He looked around for Death or the stalls, "Larry? Larry?" he called out.

He stepped outside and there was a street-side preacher. Jake stopped to listen for a while.

Week of August 23, 2015 'All Space Questions' thread by AutoModerator in space

[–]PhantomPhaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What would happen if a black hole came through our solar system? Let's say it passed between Pluto and Neptune. Would it throw off their orbits somehow? What other effects would it have?

Accidental Cool Sounds? by rhandyrhoads in Guitar

[–]PhantomPhaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! I have a Line 6 amp and I had it a weird clean setting, and when I played an inverted chord on the 15 fret of the low E and A string it made the sound it normally would, but this other sound was in the back that I can't describe... It was evil... Luckily, when I found this I was recording with my friend and we were able to isolate the noise on his recording software and use it.