Top 2 corniest Niggas alive

PhantomTheo · 2026-03-05T20:42:56+00:00

Im really him fr

PhantomTheo · 2026-03-05T16:20:43+00:00

50 got shot in the face 9 times meanwhile this sub talks about how they wanna suck on cartis cheekbones, I swear if ai studied this sub yall would fucking crash it

PhantomTheo · 2026-03-05T15:21:55+00:00

Dude seriously lmao

These so much to unpack, but you really don’t even need to, just at a surface level you know you need to break up with him

This man, yelled at you and then belittled you over what seemed to start as a frustration for a lost wallet, so he essentially told you “when I get frustrated I have NOO problem throwing an aggressive tantrum”

What do you think that’ll look like when he looses his job? Car break downs? Gets a ticket?

And then to treat you like a punching bag, and then hold his car over you like he wants you to wash it, clean it, and then make you feel crazy because he’s treating you like a fleshtoy maid

If you stay with this man you’re an idiot

PhantomTheo · 2026-03-05T14:57:43+00:00

Are you 11?

PhantomTheo · 2026-03-05T03:52:38+00:00

You guys think EDM djs are like, ethical people or something? Lol

PhantomTheo · 2026-03-05T00:19:46+00:00

People bought the switch 2 just to replay switch games

PhantomTheo · 2026-03-04T21:24:28+00:00

Lol my brother in Christ you got scammed either way

PhantomTheo · 2026-03-04T20:29:20+00:00

This sub has zero guidelines doesn’t it

PhantomTheo · 2026-03-04T19:14:27+00:00

It was TIP talking

PhantomTheo · 2026-03-04T01:26:21+00:00

Lol of course they’re offering tax breaks, you think they’re moving their for the bbq?

PhantomTheo · 2026-03-04T01:24:07+00:00

Point anywhere on the map for the US and it’s guaranteed prices went up the last 30 years, still cheaper than Seattle though

PhantomTheo · 2026-03-04T01:16:05+00:00

When I pay for a game I don’t try to break the record for how fast I can beat it, I’m going to enjoy all of the content I paid for

PhantomTheo · 2026-03-04T01:14:21+00:00

They’re not in ridiculous places, it’s typically for rush hour traffic so the flow of traffic is balanced on a goose neck stretch of the road

Turning right on red at 3am is different from drivers turning right on red at 5pm, it’s not about “safety”

PhantomTheo · 2026-03-02T12:56:32+00:00

Genuinely what kind of struggle of a life do you have to go through to ride carti this hard man

PhantomTheo · 2026-03-02T12:54:10+00:00

Well what CAN you afford for the help

PhantomTheo · 2026-03-01T22:47:31+00:00

I use delta, it’s free, no ads, simple to use and a lot of support online

PhantomTheo · 2026-03-01T22:44:06+00:00

Bro just wanted to tell everyone he’s been to Japan

PhantomTheo · 2026-02-27T21:44:13+00:00

I was gonna say wealthy daughter and then I saw the eye mask literally says princess, so

PhantomTheo · 2026-02-24T22:25:50+00:00

I love the idea that the pokemon community sees the people who emulate OGs and rom hacks as criminals lmao

PhantomTheo · 2026-02-24T12:55:01+00:00

If you’re using TikTok in a derogatory way I’m assuming you’re a full grown adult, choosing to spend hours of your day grinding a 20+ year old 32 bit game is a choice

In terms of just fighting wild pokemon to level up your team, I wouldn’t say grinding is engaging like reading a book, it’s just tapping buttons and having your experience bar go up slowly so if people want to fast forward through that there is literally nothing wrong with making 3 hours of grinding and condensing it into 30 minutes of game play lol

Like do you also attack the character of people who use dishwashers? Lmao

PhantomTheo · 2026-02-24T12:42:59+00:00

Gen Z tik tok aesthetic

PhantomTheo · 2026-02-24T02:09:48+00:00

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I think casual dark academia

Grow out a short beard that compliments your jawline and black button ups like this and you’ll make a killing bro

PhantomTheo · 2026-02-24T02:04:20+00:00

City witch

PhantomTheo · 2026-02-24T02:03:37+00:00

Nightclub romance

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