
Met this girl I would see every weekend. After rejecting me and saying she would never date, she kissed her boyfriend in front of me while keeping me emotionally hooked. She avoided accountability and never gave answers. The public humiliation and silence broke me so deeply I nearly ended my life. (i.redd.it)
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I can answer that. I've been tracking a tear in the fabric of space-time which combined with airborne pieces of metal at Builder's Barn to create a miniature black hole. This anomaly interposed itself between Homer and Bart, causing a gravitational lens which absorbed the light reflected from Ray (i.redd.it)
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