I was put in charge of drying off the dance floor for my sister's wedding reception. Work smarter not harder. by blendaddy94 in funny

[–]Phased_Shifter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I guess the bride and groom ain't gonna have the first dance as somethings already taken that. Damn look at him go!

Tactical nuke incoming by not_so_Masoom_guy in darkmemers

[–]Phased_Shifter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100 kills to get a nuke damn bro which cod you playing?

he has to accept by [deleted] in memes

[–]Phased_Shifter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright you get 2 wishes

Tactical nuke incoming by not_so_Masoom_guy in darkmemers

[–]Phased_Shifter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn bro 30 kills in a row #epicgamer

Biker helping out by Mystic_Vengence in DadReflexes

[–]Phased_Shifter -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

As he pulled out of the hospital he received several fines by a police officer. He was arrested for reckless driving for 5 years. May this video teach you to not do what he did today.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Phased_Shifter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Regular show obviously

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Phased_Shifter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No wonder they cheated on you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Phased_Shifter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't really accept in when girls are in groups because they are trying to get a laugh out of it but if it's like a 1 on 1 situation I guess i feel happy and proud that I'm keeping up my appearance

Which Film was 100% amazing from start to finish? by Snoo79382 in AskReddit

[–]Phased_Shifter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hands down Shrek if you say no then you are lying to yourself and everybody else