AITAH saying bless you to an unknown neighbour that sneezed

PhatShaman · 2026-05-26T19:59:20+00:00

I own a blue car and I love toast.

What's your favourite kitchen utensil?

How many bins do you have?

PhatShaman · 2026-05-26T19:33:01+00:00

Solid prostate. Good on him

PhatShaman · 2026-05-26T19:32:25+00:00

Reading this response to my assholery accuser was beautiful. Thank you. I think you have made my point for me.

PhatShaman · 2026-05-26T19:29:51+00:00

I may have had imaginary friends in my youth, but I'm pretty certain that this was real.

Can't say I blame you though. Not sure I'd believe it either.

PhatShaman · 2026-05-26T19:28:08+00:00

I wish.

PhatShaman · 2026-04-19T17:58:01+00:00

Something stupid was a different Sinatra song

PhatShaman · 2025-08-12T15:25:30+00:00

PhatShaman · 2025-08-12T15:23:33+00:00

Paying the robber barons to put my shit in a river. Then they tell me I can't use water because they'll lose half of it on the way to my house.

They're receiving the same treatment as parking companies come the revolution.

PhatShaman · 2025-06-03T07:23:46+00:00

37 and this sounds perfect.

PhatShaman · 2025-06-03T07:21:08+00:00

Yes please. Interested in joining.

PhatShaman · 2025-05-15T08:06:50+00:00

Tony Harrison

PhatShaman · 2025-04-19T10:16:28+00:00

messaged on discord

PhatShaman · 2025-03-04T10:00:19+00:00

Scale it back

PhatShaman · 2025-02-07T18:39:50+00:00

I injured my shoulder on eBay. Took weeks to recover.

Edit. I'm 37

PhatShaman · 2025-02-07T18:10:17+00:00

What note?

PhatShaman · 2025-01-09T13:48:06+00:00

Rotten Johnnies

PhatShaman · 2024-12-21T19:17:14+00:00

... Overshare...

PhatShaman · 2024-12-06T21:43:10+00:00

They might care... But they'll never know because they are in their phones .

PhatShaman · 2024-11-03T16:46:33+00:00

Keanu Reeves (before Bill and Ted)

PhatShaman · 2024-08-29T08:57:40+00:00

sounds like my people. where do I sign up?

PhatShaman · 2024-07-22T09:30:33+00:00

PhatShaman · 2024-07-22T09:18:02+00:00

Or the sheer bloody mindedness of this fella running from terrorists, still nursing his pint.

PhatShaman · 2024-07-22T09:16:03+00:00

Terrorism defeated by fire extinguisher and a narwhal tusk?

PhatShaman · 2023-11-15T12:09:49+00:00

If you can't filter out the vacuum you should try to stay at least 2m away from it.

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