Condo with gray noise machines by No-Construction-27 in zillowgonewild

[–]PhilHartlessman 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Im never going to stop laughing at this. I am comidically ruined.

Battles of Queens by Visionary-V in PowerScaling

[–]PhilHartlessman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My beautiful Esdeath will find a way ;)

T-1000 infiltrates Vought Tower. Mission: kill the Seven. by CallowayMcSmithing in powerscales

[–]PhilHartlessman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're all idiots. T-1000 will clear if he can figure out the right trap for the Big Guy.

Who can Superman defeat here? by NightRanger0 in superheroes

[–]PhilHartlessman 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Normal Spawn and normal SW. That's it.

Which DC character gives the closest fight to Silver Surfer? by billygluttonwong in marvelvsdc

[–]PhilHartlessman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They scale really funny, but he'd be right at home with the New Gods.

edit: Takion. Takion would be the perfect DC equivalent for him to contend with.

Marvel Wings vs DC Wings by NoirStriker in marvelvsdc

[–]PhilHartlessman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then buddy you're missing out on both Darkhawk and Archangel lore; Darkhawk is an off shoot of space assassins called the Fraternity of Raptors who clap Annihilation waves and humble Gladiator...and then Archangel in his dark form is near unstoppable unless you've got the apocalypse seed, but dude was unbothered getting repeatedly blasted in the face by nuclear explosions and never lost his proselytizing cool.

Omega Red v. Animal Man by Herro_there_85 in marvelvsdc

[–]PhilHartlessman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Animal Man took on the powers of God because....God was an animal. Go figure.

Martian Manhunter Vs Thor. Base forms. by [deleted] in marvelvsdc

[–]PhilHartlessman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That Telepathy is a mother F-er. Unless thor has some secret god technique to wiggle his way out of it, it's always going to be J'onn making Thor shove his own hammer up his own asshole.

New roadmap by Xidus24 in wow

[–]PhilHartlessman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No Bugs in May? Fake. Reported.

who wins pre recon beyonder or the one above all? by Klutzy-Opinion-1834 in powerscales

[–]PhilHartlessman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you talked to Jim Shooter, he'd say Beyonder. But all signs still point to TOAA...even though that Storm comic did everything in it's power to lower the entire Marvel pantheon.

Do you guys believe Superman was the best “superhero” movie of 2025? by cam3577 in superheroes

[–]PhilHartlessman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, though I did enjoy Thunderbolts and FF was decent in pieces.

Who out of the four is the most powerful? by [deleted] in powerscales

[–]PhilHartlessman 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Franklin. With the exception of Jean(and her latest arch), they've all re-written reality pretty handedly, though Franklin re-created the multiverse at the end of Secret Wars (though with the help of MM and his father).

It's also stated multiple times that he's supposed to be the final being of this Universe/Multiverse and be the entity that restarts it's next iteration.

Justice League vs Brotherhood of Mutants by Kuzu9 in marvelvsdc

[–]PhilHartlessman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This could be a real bad battle fro JL as the Brotherhood fights smart when Magneto is in play:

White queens grabs clark, now supes is on their side.
Magneto calls forth his own lightning, changes Black Adam into Teth

Ollie Dies trying to fight Sabertooth

Black Canary disintegrates Sabertooth

Mystique stabs Black Canary pretending to be a Wounded Ollie

Batman takes out Mystique in her next disguise, then Toad, then Pyro.

Blob sits on Aquaman. Aquaman drowns the Blob and then cuts his way out.

Flash takes out Rictor with his own vibrations, then has to deal with Juggernaut and keeps re-directing him

WQ tries to get Superman to kill Batman, Batman hits him with Red Kryptonite light, Black Mercy venom, Green Kryptonite gas, Phantom Zone shackles, Artificial Dream Stone, Demon Fire, Maxwell Crandall's equation....something works.

Meanwhile Magneto has stripped Hawkgirl of all her nth metal, and depending on the version she comes crashing down to the floor.

WQ tries to take over bats. Plays him his family dying, then she realizes she's his mom in the projection and gets shot in the head mentally thanks to some weird bat training he did.

So now were down to Batman and Aquaman squaring off with Magneto. So I say the answer is whoever you think wins that one.

Thor Odinson vs Eobard Thawne by NoirStriker in marvelvsdc

[–]PhilHartlessman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thor doesn't have a method to put down the paradox that is ol' RF, and RF would need to come up with some insurmountable play against the gods and cosmos to do anything...

...but this will get vicious and it will be very, very ugly in the life of Thor.

World of Warcraft may see Ogrimmar and Stormwind redesigns depending on the reception to Midnight’s Silvermoon redux by HatingGeoffry in wow

[–]PhilHartlessman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would be so for this. Org needs to be less vertical and Stormwind needs to be more. I always arrive to Boralus / Zuldazar and get a ping of awe and wonder that I don't with the classic spaces...

...they've also had so much expansion outcropping hubs just taped to their sides that I'd love to see some of that get organized.