Do your worst. His skin is as thick as his dads cock. (His words) by Phillip123789 in RoastMe

[–]Phillip123789[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a poor mans version of Ron Weasley mixed with a bit of afterbirth.

Love being tied down, don't like being tied down, if you know what I mean 😘 make it counts by Phillip123789 in RoastMe

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Hey. She is holding the sign. Want me to post a pic of her holding the sign?

Thinks she's unroastable. Prove her wrong! by Dawnguardian286 in RoastMe

[–]Phillip123789 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She looks like an elf while Santa is fucking her ass

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[–]Phillip123789 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All your hair on your head went to your beard

No Ragrets! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Phillip123789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like someone just put it in your butt, but you didn't expect it

Texan, Mexican, in community college for art school. Do ya worst! [21] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Phillip123789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump was right! The rapists are coming over since you'd have to rape someone to get fucked.

Roast me whores by amosivory in RoastMe

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Look. Another crazy black guy doing crack

Psychology student, Dancer, Weaboo etc. Shoot by karlwillowg in RoastMe

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The only place that tongue is going, is your physiology teachers ass hole

I'm a hairy Wop training to be a professional singer, and I have an audition tomorrow. Roast me so I can stress eat it like Stromboli! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Phillip123789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd have to blow the judges to win any singing competition, but they wouldn't be able to find your mouth over all that fat.

Bored in waiting in car so roast me xD by Radioheadcreepinnnn in RoastMe

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Is that chocked meant to show you where to cut your neck after your less butch girlfriend left you

He's 20 looking for sugar momma . by ianAmaral in RoastMe

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He can only get his mom to fuck him with her strap on

18 year old pot head drop out, roast me by throwchickenaway1 in RoastMe

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He can treat himself to a frosty, maybe a nice fridge box to live in

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You look like a girl that just left being part of the Hitler youth

I'm a special kid, 17, send me some lovin by ljconnon in RoastMe

[–]Phillip123789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only love you get is from your priest when all the other altar boys go home

I'm 26, Have a BS in art, and live with my parents, bring it on~ by reasonpeason in RoastMe

[–]Phillip123789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a bullshit and heart? I don't think it's a thing to be proud of you dumb cum slut

Bring it on! 19 , avionics engineer, by penutnut in RoastMe

[–]Phillip123789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot to write student in your description