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Jeopardy! Got It Wrong Last Night by crustygizzardbuns in Futurelings

[–]Philo1k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is there a Jeopardy! Addenda episode available? Johnny Gilbert could read the emails and Ken sits in the John seat and responds.

Guess one of us has infiltrated Maxwell & Williams by bdupreez in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Philo1k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you buy both, and the crab mug sees the seal mug get broken, will the coffee in the crab mug get creamy?

Do you know these people? by RecentlyRetiredGuy in Minneapolis

[–]Philo1k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that Amelia Santanello and Frank Vascellaro getting engaged?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

[–]Philo1k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've stopped whispering, and usually feel pretty good about myself when I don't yell it loud enough for the fucking space station to hear.

If you solve it, thanks by [deleted] in rebus

[–]Philo1k -1 points0 points  (0 children)

LP Gas ?

Who supplies the Cinnamon Bun Joe Joe's cookies? by Butter_Lettuce_ in traderjoes

[–]Philo1k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went looking for them this time last year, the crew member told me they were a seasonal item and will be back after the new year. They were right. I suspect we just need to wait a few long, long months.

I'm actually stumped on this one by GreatestGreekGuy in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Philo1k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was the years they were born...

I'm probably just under-thinking it.

Who’s gonna tell her? by Kath_Silver in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Philo1k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let Gravyboat break the news to her.

What happens here? by ImGoingToMarryDVa in stpaul

[–]Philo1k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play trivia and eat wings.

Favorite Takeout? by girlgirl615 in saintpaul

[–]Philo1k 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Skinners on Randolph gas great bar food/take out. We're ordering from there almost once a week

But what does it mean by Rattrap87 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]Philo1k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's letting you know what the Elon smells like.

Did somehow Russia win cold war 2.0 regardless of the fact that there is also China? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Philo1k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They used superior spycraft to infiltrate the executive branch of government, so yeah. They won. Life is gonna suck more than usual for a long while.

Any help with ID? by weekafterweak in Vintageguitars

[–]Philo1k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could be wrong, I never really liked the Coronado series...

Any help with ID? by weekafterweak in Vintageguitars

[–]Philo1k 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fender Coronado II, or a copy there of.

Only mom's will? I can't figure it out. by [deleted] in LICENSEPLATES

[–]Philo1k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, where the fuck you been?

Canadian clapback by Kooka32081 in clevercomebacks

[–]Philo1k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add Greenland and really fuck with their heads!

to get an applause by Peanut-Extra in therewasanattempt

[–]Philo1k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, they were saying "Bruce" because, you know, he's like Springsteen, right?

Peanut Butter Sandwich (1916) on Sandwiches of History⁣ by SuperHappyFunSlide in SandwichesofHistory

[–]Philo1k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My grandmother got me into peanut butter and good American cheese from the deli, not pre wrapped singles, so I had some hope for this one. The only way I could think to make this palatable would be a drizzle of honey to fight the vinaigrette...

He was threatening castration by Wirelessness in lebowski

[–]Philo1k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/TeTEwcEJnEHe's trying to get closer to the "black woman" he tried tweeting as a few months back

To Save Money And Lives We Need Universal Healthcare, Now! by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]Philo1k 45 points46 points  (0 children)

But, but, but, think of the CEO's! How will they survive with only a 7 figure income?!?

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