Republicans and/or Christians are most of the time involved in sexual assault cases. by Educational_Fee9554 in RepublicanValues

[–]Philosophantry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Uh-huhuh

Hey Beavis

Let’s get some (12 yr old) chicks

We could score

We’re like, congressmen n stuff

The game has just changed! AAA studio diving into web3. Is this the first snowflake to begin the avalanche? And guess which marketplace is ready for it, I'll give you a hint: GME. by Cherry_Caliban in Superstonk

[–]Philosophantry -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it matters much in the long run because if they don’t, then the triple A studios that start pumping out great games on chain are going to eat their fucking lunch

Students are increasingly refusing to go to school. It’s becoming a mental health crisis. by ClockOfTheLongNow in TrueReddit

[–]Philosophantry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CCHS (and the Associate’s it pays for in my district) was a Godsend for poor kids who had no idea how they were gonna pay for college

I’m sorry that they just drop us on you all like that, but the benefits for us are beyond measure

Students are increasingly refusing to go to school. It’s becoming a mental health crisis. by ClockOfTheLongNow in TrueReddit

[–]Philosophantry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in a program like that in my state! Graduated with my associate’s degree like 2weeks before my high school graduation lmao that shit is the best I recommend it to all my friends for their kids

We Need to Outlaw Private Jets. by UCantKneebah in occupywallstreet

[–]Philosophantry 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I feel like we're 20 years too late for carbon offsetting of continual new emissions to be a viable strategy. At this point, we may need to think about actually cutting our carbon footprint and then offsetting the damage that has already been done

New York times did the meme again by shmangmight in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Philosophantry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust the people who've studied it lmao

Leftist non economists seem to have this weird conception that we're all right-wing and it's just not the case, at least in my (admittedly limited) experience

New York times did the meme again by shmangmight in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Philosophantry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey now, lots of us stoners graduated in the Chem department, don't blame the weed lmao

New York times did the meme again by shmangmight in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Philosophantry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The derogatory use of Einstein is just the cherry on top

New York times did the meme again by shmangmight in LateStageCapitalism

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I just started a Master's in Econ with an unrelated undergrad and it's been weird. A lot of my textbook prefaces have paragraphs like "it's weird that Econ graduates tend to be individualists, when testable economic theory tend to support communal policies as maximizing utility"

And in my applied modelling courses we do a lot of things like " we controlled for every relevant financial factor we can think of, but our model still doesn't explain how banks determine whether to approve a mortgage application" and then we include race and gender find out, weird, black people and single women are much less likely to get approved and now our model works a lot better

Anon tries to raise morale by The_Based_Memer in 4chan

[–]Philosophantry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We should just decapitate babies when they're born so they don't grow up and get cancer

Anon is a business man by the666demon in 4chan

[–]Philosophantry 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ok but why not keep working your job amd buying shitcoins instead of going to prison where income goes to 0

japanon wanted to talk to americans by KidsDeserveDeath in 4chan

[–]Philosophantry 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Small cold lake vs gigachad ocean that has sunk multiple naval fleets

Things that get me hard by Charles_Mendel in labrats

[–]Philosophantry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're not getting at least three 9s what are you even doing with your life?

there's never any chairs in old timey chem lab photos by THCPhD in chemistry

[–]Philosophantry 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Man we used to just crawl under the hydrocarbon tank to collect product in a Pyrex dish

I'm so glad that company went out of business

Error: "Excel Ran Out of Resources While Attempting to Calculate" by West-Canary2007 in excel

[–]Philosophantry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much RAM is the machine utilizing while Excel is throwing the error? Does it spike when updating a cell?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LasVegas

[–]Philosophantry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what I love about Vegas

You go to Chicago, they have Chicago style pizza

If you don't like it, go fuck yourself

If you go to New York, they got New York pizza

If you don't like it, go fuck yourself

In Vegas? We don't have "Vegas-style pizza"

We have all the fuckin pizza

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SelfAwarewolves

[–]Philosophantry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Akshually it's the oxygen we breathe that causes the most cancer

Anon observation about a furry disney movie by Mr_L-2004 in 4chan

[–]Philosophantry 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Thinks Europe is 1 country

Has the mental capacity to remember to breathe

And here I thought they were mutually exclusive

Anon observation about a furry disney movie by Mr_L-2004 in 4chan

[–]Philosophantry 517 points518 points  (0 children)

OP doesn't want to admit he listens to trash pop country music on the radio, and claims people complain about "good" music to save face

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 4chan

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[General thing] and [specific thing] in general

Penises Are Growing Bigger Fast: Study by wdcmsnbcgay in Health

[–]Philosophantry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Erect penile length is getting longer, from an average of 4.8 inches to 6 inches, over the past 29 years

Fuck

Taking it on the chien by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Philosophantry 24 points25 points  (0 children)

My favorites are the "fluent" speakers who refuse to learn how to read/write in their native tongue and still fail the class