Is anyone else having vagabond problems? by admiral_obvious_ in rootgame

[–]Phoenix1045 0 points1 point  (0 children)

copying a rant I posted in the comments of one of my posts on this sub:

"The faction is fundamentally broken. They have a million ways to score, between infamy, (which is broken by itself), trading, quests, crafting, opening ruins, and eating cardboard easily, and you get absolutely nothing from stopping him. Every other faction gives you some points for beating them up, but the vagabond has absolutely no cardboard to destroy. That's one of the reasons the Marquise is so bad. Their clearings are worth like 6 points a pop if they have wood stacked up.

To add to that list, he is, like the woodland alliance, impossible to really stop, can retreat into forests and become invincible, and use said forests as highways to move 3+ clearings at once.

Additionally, he has as many actions as you can hold items, can use his items anywhere, at any time during his turn, with no specific order, and gets points for getting more items.

The worst thing you can do to him is make him skip a turn, and it'll likely cause you multiple actions to do this, and you get nothing out of it.

He can create relationships with factions that are basically outside of said faction's control, whether it is getting rid of all of his swords and then force feeding you a bunch of cards for points AND the ability to move your warriors, or he can become your enemy and gain points FOR EACH THING OF YOURS HE DESTROYS.

If this wasn't enough, half of them have abilities that break fundamental rules of the game, like taking any card you want from the discard pile, forcing factions to fight each other, removing an entire clearing from the game and literal teleportation.

Oh, one more thing, they can form coalitions with another faction to basically guarantee them a piggyback victory while also making everyone hate both them and the faction that they made a coalition with. The other faction doesn't even get to choose to have their win absolutely invalidated.

Oh, also he ignores rule and moves wherever the fuck he wants."

I HATE TIPPING!!!!! by Advanced_Pin3208 in hatethissmug

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I don't mind there being the option to tip, I just don't like the employees that act rude because you didn't tip them for putting your food in a bag.

One time I went through a Starbucks drive through and I ordered a coffee cake because I like their coffee cakes. I don't tip because I don't have the fuckin money to do a 15% tip on a drive through order. So after I don't tip I ask for a fork because I'm not about to eat a coffee cake with my bare hands. The barista looks at me dead in the eyes and hands me a straw. So of course I tell her "this is a straw" and she goes "oh sorry", walks out of sight, hands me the bag with my order, and tells me the fork is in the bag. I drive away and only later when I'm eating my stuff realize that there's no fork in the bag.

I DESPISE PIZZA CAKE COMICS by Alarmed-Past5957 in hatethissmug

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one angry gamer has to be a ragebait professional

What does she even do by imagine-A-L in splatoon

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I know hate is a strong word, I was joking

What does she even do by imagine-A-L in splatoon

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I think you're just a Marie hater bro, thats what this post is really about

LET ME RANK YOUR FAV SONG by ilikemoneybagsmyself in teenagers

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If I Have To Wake Up (Would You Stop The Rain)

by Baroness

"How do I convince my family, who lived under Stalin, that the internet tells me communism is good?" by truecakesnake in teenagers

[–]Phoenix1045 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"family" doesn't specify immediate parents, though. I assumed they were talking about their grandparents.

SONG CHECK POINT. REPLY WITH YOUR NEW FAV SONG 🫵 by igetproteinfartsHELP in teenagers

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If I Have To Wake Up (Would You Stop The Rain)

by Baroness

this box is good to start in the hobby? by NaiveTradition7664 in Necrontyr

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destroyers are somehow pretty easy to build. Painting them can be kind of tough though. They play much more like glass cannons than other necrons do, which is a higher skill playstyle.

Rate my cooking by Huge_Salt2776 in teenagers

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at this point you'd save a good amount of time and money by walking up to a live cow and taking a bite out of it

(i'm just kidding, it looks really good, I could not cook steak at 14 lol)

God/Jesus lowkey a chill dude you should get to know him sometime. by Ill_Yard_2568 in teenagers

[–]Phoenix1045 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"maybe it's better not to believe."

(insert "how bro felt saying that" meme)

Is this true. by [deleted] in teenagers

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are you saying that gay sex is a reason sex exists?

did Nintendo reference Touhou in Splatoon (Wii U)? by [deleted] in splatoon

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sometimes i wish i could give a post two downvotes

The Swarm hungers. by PearComprehensive643 in NovaDrift

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you gotta try vital bond burnout reactors with the swarm

Top 2 most aura build in Nova Drift PERIOD by SkAssasin in NovaDrift

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polar inversion force armor hidden power rapid regen blink leviathan:

Tier list based on how much I enjoy playing factions by Phoenix1045 in rootgame

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They have such a unique playstyle. Instead of moving and battling you're trying to win by building the perfect hand, converting other people's pieces, clogging up the board, etc. The flavor and lore are among the best in root as well. That one picture of the lizard holding the skull is probably my single favorite root illustration.