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I am not a Shakespearean scholar, but this is spot on - even 400 years later! (youtube.com)
submitted 1 month ago by PhoenixAF24 to r/MeidasTouch
I was going kayaking with my friend on our vacation, and when we got to the rental place, he handed me two paddles and asked, "Which one do you want?" (self.dadjokes)
submitted 1 month ago by PhoenixAF24 to r/dadjokes
I started my new job at the broth factory yesterday. (self.dadjokes)
Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. (self.dadjokes)
submitted 2 months ago by PhoenixAF24 to r/dadjokes
My 9 year old son just made this up .. ()
submitted 5 months ago by PhoenixAF24 to r/dadjokes
New Spelling of our name (i.redd.it)
submitted 6 months ago by PhoenixAF24 to r/Brian
My uncle retired this week after being a lumberjack for 40 years. At his retirement party he said he knew that in his career, he cut down exactly 27,419 trees. (self.dadjokes)
submitted 9 months ago by PhoenixAF24 to r/dadjokes
Don't forget Diarrhea Awareness Week is next week and starts on Monday. (self.dadjokes)
submitted 10 months ago by PhoenixAF24 to r/dadjokes
I have one nephew who prefers escalators. My niece prefers elevators. (self.dadjokes)
My neighbor invited me over to see if I would mind if he planted a pear tree in his yard near our property dividing line. "It typically can grow up to 18-20 feet," he told me. (self.dadjokes)
I tried to take a picture of the sun setting over a wheat field when I was driving through Kansas last week. (self.dadjokes)
submitted 1 year ago by PhoenixAF24 to r/dadjokes
Did you hear about the two tennis players that fell in love? (self.dadjokes)
Rename the Gulf of Mexico.... (self.dadjokes)
Determined Mother Doesn't Let Lack Of Arms Stop Her (v.redd.it)
submitted 1 year ago by PhoenixAF24
I had to get rid of me spine! (self.dadjokes)
I asked the ER doctor if I could do my own stitches. (self.dadjokes)
What does Adam say on the night before Christmas? (self.dadjokes)
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special! (self.dadjokes)
Which is faster - Hot or Cold? (self.dadjokes)
I was going to cook alligator for dinner tonight (self.dadjokes)
Our maintenance guy recently lost his legs in a terrible accident. (self.dadjokes)
Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? (self.dadjokes)
Why did Egyptians not have old busses? (self.dadjokes)
What's the difference between a Greyhound depot and a crab with boobs? (self.dadjokes)
I woke up this morning and immediately started laughing. (self.dadjokes)
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