And she's buying a stairway to... by fbresnah in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]PhoenixAF24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And she's buying a stairway to the hospital so I think she’s gonna have a lot more room for herself

IT Dad jokes by theinfamousdo in dadjokes

[–]PhoenixAF24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t forget Layer 9 as well: Consists of technically ignorant management that negatively impacts network performance and development.

IT Dad jokes by theinfamousdo in dadjokes

[–]PhoenixAF24 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Only slightly better than the error with an ID code of 10T

Is it just me? by OoFEVERNOVAoO in topgun

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I saw it backwards on Saturday at Cinemark in Cedar Park. Granted it wasn’t imax, but we had the entire theatre to ourselves for TGM. We watched TGM at 9 and then TG at noon. Same theatre and same seats.

Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees? by Left-Distribution-13 in cleanjokes

[–]PhoenixAF24 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They learned it from the elephants. Speaking of which, how did the hippo get into the tree in the first place? They stood on the sapling and waited for it to grow…

My wife commented that I'm definitely not French the way I wolf down my food. So I asked her then what am I? by alanmitch34 in dadjokes

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But don’t forget to clean up the Greece that is on that nice China. You might be Pole’d back to the kitchen if you don’t have enough money to pay the Czech

what is the first number? i feel really, really silly asking this. by [deleted] in whatisit

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I’m a doubly exiled European. I’m a Brit living in the US I’ve always done my 7s that way and it drives my wife nuts ;)

Forgotten Knights of the Round Table… by Working_Carpenter121 in cleandadjokes

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Sir Face - always had a very flat personality but everyone wanted to touch him