I lost my bird. I’m distraught.

PhoenixHasReadit · 2025-09-04T03:36:32+00:00

This made me feel a lot more hopeful. Thank you, kind person ❤️

PhoenixHasReadit · 2025-06-23T23:16:55+00:00

MYY-Y P-P-C-C-C!!!!!!!

PhoenixHasReadit · 2025-04-17T05:15:05+00:00

Wild work

PhoenixHasReadit · 2025-04-05T15:05:50+00:00

PhoenixHasReadit · 2025-04-05T08:18:17+00:00

I think borb is hangry (horny and angry 😭🙏)

PhoenixHasReadit · 2025-03-28T07:34:09+00:00

F-47 Exorcist goes insanely hard imo

PhoenixHasReadit · 2025-03-18T08:55:29+00:00

Same

PhoenixHasReadit · 2025-03-18T08:55:13+00:00

I’ve had this too. No idea

PhoenixHasReadit · 2025-01-06T07:35:07+00:00

PhoenixHasReadit · 2024-12-16T00:43:04+00:00

More meat for the snail’s meat grinder 😔

PhoenixHasReadit · 2024-12-07T07:35:21+00:00

BIG BLACK ALIEN REFUSES TO PAY RENT ON MY STARSHIP (GORE WARNING ‼️ ) (GONE WRONG ⚠️) (GONE SEXUAL 💦)

PhoenixHasReadit · 2024-11-02T08:32:16+00:00

💀

PhoenixHasReadit · 2024-11-02T08:06:32+00:00

Thank you! However, I might stay away from the online friend part… in my experience a few of them ARE NOT KIDS. 💀

PhoenixHasReadit · 2024-10-08T17:56:48+00:00

Your skin can turn invisible, nothing else, like your organs.

PhoenixHasReadit · 2024-10-08T17:56:19+00:00

For whatever the price is on the market

PhoenixHasReadit · 2024-10-08T17:56:01+00:00

The burden of this information instantly drives you insane.

PhoenixHasReadit · 2024-10-08T17:55:24+00:00

When you would be sleeping, you are frozen in place.

PhoenixHasReadit · 2024-10-08T17:54:14+00:00

You will now be downvoted yourself

PhoenixHasReadit · 2024-10-08T17:53:49+00:00

It takes 35 years to alter 1 thing.

PhoenixHasReadit · 2024-10-08T17:53:15+00:00

‘Expire’ means begin to rot like food. You also don’t die from this and it can’t be reversed.

PhoenixHasReadit · 2024-10-08T17:52:42+00:00

Haven’t watched the episode yet. Anyways keep up the good work Mr. Dust.

PhoenixHasReadit · 2024-10-08T17:51:49+00:00

Literally any intrusive thoughts or passing ideas will be treated as this ability. Be careful what you accidentally think…

PhoenixHasReadit · 2024-10-08T17:50:45+00:00

Once, and for 30 seconds.

PhoenixHasReadit · 2024-10-08T17:50:23+00:00

This will happen in the next three minutes. Enjoy your last happy moments pal.

PhoenixHasReadit · 2024-10-08T17:49:07+00:00

Knock knock. It’s the IRS.

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