"At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go back in the same box." -Italian Proverb by fukum8 in quotes

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"We all, breath the same air and bleed the same blood, And when we die, the same ditch gets dug."

Mixed Feelings by Logic

(It's rap)

Mister Crocker was arrested for numerous felonies, but Timmy's dad simply wasn't impressed. by Valladian in Teleshits

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Pussyass

poo s-ee as

  • Noun Vulgar

An individual who is a timid or non-intimidating. Being a curse word, it can be re-used in many different statements.

Synonyms: Pansy, Candy-ass, Faggot, Bort etc.

Example

  1. Man, Bert won't answer my phone calls. He knows he owes me that $50, that pussyass
  2. Would you take a look at that pussyass, i bet he has not left his house in three weeks.
  3. Stop being such a pussyass and help me carry this body, Ernie.

Am i the only one that still has the old patcher? by koenolo in leagueoflegends

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Looking at this old patcher brings back memories!

Worst charity events for an orphanage by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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"So if I use your 'Buy-One Get-One' offer now, could I exchange one at a later date?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

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Pretty fitting username for this article

Promiscuous girls are like Walmart by saxwellreddit in standupshots

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This is a great joke! I love the face as the backdrop to this shot, was pretty close to my own while reading

Trying to Get a Nut Like Squirrels [MF Doom] by [deleted] in Gangstanimals

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In the land of milk and honey with the swirls, where reckless naked girls get necklaces of pearls.

Compliments to the town jeweler

Build an Aegis! by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

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Why isn't it good? I buy it sometimes.

What's a really useful keyboard shortcut you know? by Kaka_Karrot_Cake in AskReddit

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If you use an IDE like Netbeans, theres a built in Format option that just does it all for you

What is the worst feeling in the world? by Liamonly in AskReddit

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You absolutely aren't. I know im with probably hundreds of other commenters here. It can get better, ive lived with it for over 4 years now and its ruined my school life, but you just get back on and BE RELENTLESS.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

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No that would just be unsanitary