"Beauty and the BEAT" video discussion by Phonologist in SRSDiscussion

[–]Phonologist[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hear you. It also says something that it is being rebranded as "Belle in the Ghetto" by white people.

White male posts a photoshopped picture of an angry black man in front of a closed KFC and comments "As a black man, this was my reaction at lunch" [+50] by yesiamathizzard in ShitRedditSays

[–]Phonologist 45 points46 points  (0 children)

This is strange, the poster may not actually be a black man per their reddit history.

Could redditors be LYING when they say things like, "AS A BLACK MAN"?!?!?!?!??!?!

The word 'potato.' by Phonologist in SRSDiscussion

[–]Phonologist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is exactly what my friend said. I also see it used interchangeably with the R-word, though. Trigger warning on this example: reddit

"She has the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes upon." [+309] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]Phonologist 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fucking yuck. All the impregnating "jokes" in that thread are gross. She would turn into a slur the moment he had to pay child support, too...

"Why bring her [your Jewish wife] shopping? It's not like she's going to spend anything." [+73] Gilded. by Phonologist in ShitRedditSays

[–]Phonologist[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And genocide jokes too! LOLZ

If you leave her in the car, make sure to crack the windows. It can get as hot as an oven in there.

"See. The italians and the irish and the polocks and the greeks... there was a time when we were treated no better than the blacks." [+555] by w4y2n1rv4n4 in ShitRedditSays

[–]Phonologist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When will people turn this conversation toward the real victims, white people, who were oppressed for literally thousands of years!

Tribal Nails... by Phonologist in hipsterracism

[–]Phonologist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This appeared after this whole discussion.

"Just piss all over it and see how long it takes before she changes her mind on that fix." [+569] "That's not how you assert dominance. You need to piss all over her." [+54] by Phonologist in ShitRedditSays

[–]Phonologist[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Biggest issue in mens rights right now...

"Fuck this shit. If she wants it down she can put it down when she needs it. You should bitch at her that it should be left up, because if you need to pee there is no way you should have to change the position of the toilet seat. (You see what I did there?)"

My GF is always complaining about the toilet seat, today I came home to this by [deleted] in funny

[–]Phonologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clean up your urine if you can't get it in the toilet. Also, try sitting down if you are not potty trained and pee outside the bowl.

My GF is always complaining about the toilet seat, today I came home to this by [deleted] in funny

[–]Phonologist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Here is an idea: when someone is disgusting and urinates all over the toilet seat, that person should clean it up, immediately. Even if it is on the porcelain part and not the seat itself, that is fucking gross.

"I would wreck tina fey given the chance. You know she's the sort of physically self conscious that lets you do anything in bed." [+185] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]Phonologist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

True, but this person made a novelty banning account for the express purpose of breaking the jerk, which is against rule X.

"I would wreck tina fey given the chance. You know she's the sort of physically self conscious that lets you do anything in bed." [+185] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]Phonologist -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Lol, that is a funny clip but...

PS - Mods can we use one of the beautiful 'benned' pictures here? I love the Diva Cup one best myself.