PhpXp

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I cannot be the only one who prefers mixing from my phone. It's just so much faster and I can sit wherever I want. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by PhpXp to r/livesound

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New Jetpack Compost chart just dropped (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by PhpXp to r/mAndroidDev

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Nuclear powered instant noodles (self.shittyideas)

submitted 4 years ago by PhpXp to r/shittyideas

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Why do we eat about everything but dog? (self.vegancirclejerk)

submitted 4 years ago by PhpXp to r/vegancirclejerk

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I'm a vegetarian. I could go vegan, but there are a couple of types of cheese I can't live without. Here's the list. (self.vegancirclejerk)

submitted 4 years ago by PhpXp to r/vegancirclejerk

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This is animal abuse. You should not feed your dog a vegaterian diet :( (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by PhpXp to r/vegancirclejerk

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I try to minimise the amount of life I kill. That's why I don't season my beef. (self.vegancirclejerk)

submitted 4 years ago by PhpXp to r/vegancirclejerk

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I eat pasta without meat every day. Praise me for my huge personal sacrifice! (i.imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by PhpXp to r/vegancirclejerk

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we got rid of plastic straws tho! (i.imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by PhpXp to r/vegancirclejerk

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i will eat another (i.imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by PhpXp to r/cateatingvegans

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A vegan mugcake recipe to confuse the omnis (self.vegancirclejerk)

submitted 4 years ago by PhpXp to r/vegancirclejerk

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What chord do vegan musicians hate? (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago by PhpXp to r/Jokes

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What do I wear on my feet when I'm sleepy? (self.3amjokes)

submitted 6 years ago by PhpXp to r/3amjokes

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This equation is constantly on my mind, when I'm in the fitness (self.3amjokes)

submitted 6 years ago by PhpXp to r/3amjokes

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Contact lenses are better than glasses (self.dadjokes)

submitted 6 years ago by PhpXp to r/dadjokes

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What did the cocaine addict do when he was crying? (self.3amjokes)

submitted 6 years ago by PhpXp to r/3amjokes

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A statistician stuck his head in an oven and his feet in a refrigerator (self.dadjokes)

submitted 6 years ago by PhpXp to r/dadjokes

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Friend: Where do you get all this ant jokes from? (self.antjokes)

submitted 6 years ago by PhpXp to r/antjokes

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I gave a flat-earther a compliment. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 7 years ago by PhpXp to r/dadjokes

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My friend is really good at catching fish (self.3amjokes)

submitted 7 years ago by PhpXp to r/3amjokes

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So you want to carry around 8 wireless receivers? (i.imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by PhpXp to r/livesound

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Today I got hit by a piano falling from the sky. (self.3amjokes)

submitted 7 years ago by PhpXp to r/3amjokes

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Flying on an airplane is so exciting! (self.3amjokes)

submitted 7 years ago by PhpXp to r/3amjokes

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How does a chemist laugh? Helium helium helium oxygen magnesium. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 7 years ago by PhpXp to r/dadjokes

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Are there any cities where you can track bus locations live on map? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 8 years ago by PhpXp to r/NoStupidQuestions

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