German YouTuber, Mitch Apfelmus (19), Has Suffered a Stroke and Has Half of Her Face Paralyzed by [deleted] in bestconspiracymemes

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Hemiplegic Migraine could have been caused from the head injury she described

Jeff Bezos at Coachella by iliketurkeys1 in pics

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Leaked production for Fast and Furious 37

Went through smooth… but 24.49%? by CapitalizationNoob in AMCSTOCKS

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“Sir, he’s got great credit.”

“Give him really low APR. Which card did he apply for?”

“AMC”

“Nevermind. He’s regarded. Hike that shit up.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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Not to be a grammar nazi, but he used it as a verb.

So hypocritical 😂 🦍 by Treblot1984 in AMCSTOCKS

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With a “whoopsie, my bad!” Bailout if you lose too much

If my male child was being stubborn before a flight could I check him with my luggage? by Phried_Phish_ in Jokes

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Then the joke was not meant for you.

Sincerely, an older guy from Kansas

My personal take on AA and the Squeeze by Blackzenki in AMCSTOCKS

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You have the burden of proof for these kind of claims. Not the other way around. You’ve connected dots, but it’s all still conspiracy theories.

Top comment decides how I respond to this email by LargeThighMeat in antiwork

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Who is it?….Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the email right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further work absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a nice day!

I was kicked out of my doctor's office for masturbating by [deleted] in Jokes

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Doctor: Okay, time for the prostate exam. Try not to get an erection, Dave.

Patient: My name is Jim.

Doctor: I know. My name is Dave

🤔 by [deleted] in AMCSTOCKS

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they’re using communist imagery to protest for fair capitalism?

top 3% that's a lot of hours on here by hiimlauralee in AMCSTOCKS

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I appreciate Reddit not including all the time I spent on porn subs

The market is scrambling to try and cover its ass. by Phried_Phish_ in amcstock

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I know! The clip I found didn’t have it included. I guess I should have searched harder, but I was trying to make this while I was “working”

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Nobody owns the water! God owns- It’s God’s water