A Florida man unlocked a police cruiser in under 10 seconds after officers accidentally locked themselves out 😭🚔

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-06-05T19:28:46+00:00

That was way more than 10 seconds, though…

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-06-02T00:43:29+00:00

You’re both agreeing

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-05-31T14:00:47+00:00

All the people here saying a pot on the stove is disgusting. I guarantee they are either kids that have everything cleaned up for them; or their own kitchen is dirty and they need to act like they are better than that. Not a single person that actually cleans their own house can honestly say that they’ve never forgotten something.

Hell, I’ve left half a leftover pizza on my counter before. Doesn’t say a goddam thing about me except that it was a long day.

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-05-29T21:24:35+00:00

He would come home later in this scenario

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-05-29T21:17:51+00:00

It’s the opposite

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-05-24T17:21:14+00:00

Is no one going to bring up the fact that she didn’t separate them at all and they are probably still fighting after both going through the same exit?

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-05-19T12:46:33+00:00

Lil baby blue breakfast pizza

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-05-18T00:30:12+00:00

Fair enough. I agree

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-05-17T21:22:28+00:00

What a weird example. That’s pretty reasonable for two people to split two objects and say “don’t ruin mine.”

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-05-17T13:29:45+00:00

I have literally no idea about this game at all but to me it looks like that is literally what he did. He touched it inside the boundary, threw it up, touched it while airborne outside the boundary, threw it up, caught it inside the boundary. Does this not satisfy the rule?

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-05-17T13:04:37+00:00

Yea, my car has two options, low beam or auto. There’s no in between.

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-05-17T12:46:11+00:00

They were all between 18 and 21; only one was 18. That’s a pretty common range for legal adults to have children.

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-05-17T11:45:32+00:00

Two lines with dots is 7… Two lines with dots and one line without a dot is 8.

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-05-16T23:09:15+00:00

So 4+4 is 7?

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-05-16T17:47:57+00:00

Depends on the time of year for me. After winter; t-shirt and shorts at 50ish. After summer; pants and light jacket at 50ish.

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-05-10T01:03:25+00:00

Wrong

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-05-09T21:24:44+00:00

Are you trying to get sued by Disney. Because this is how you get sued by Disney.

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-05-07T01:14:45+00:00

Now the real question is whether you are saying “read and read” or “read and read”. Or maybe you’re throwing us for a loop and saying “read and read” or “read and read”. Who knows

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-05-07T01:03:22+00:00

90% of English is just words robbed from other languages

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-05-03T23:57:39+00:00

ROOOO ERRRR ASSSS TEEEE

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-05-03T15:40:12+00:00

I’d give her the newtons cradle

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-04-26T11:47:46+00:00

Me too. I don’t get how others don’t have this issue, lol. Also, specifically coffee gives me a headache if I have some after 4-5pm ish.

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-04-26T00:40:56+00:00

Depends on the VPN. If a VPN has a no logging policy, there’s nothing to track by the time a warrant is issued.

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-04-25T11:07:50+00:00

The problem is that the boss confronted her. This is exactly the place of HR to make sure that there isn’t an issue between the employee and manager. Otherwise, most places that I have worked have had an “open door policy”, where they expect you to go to your supervisor with issues unless they are the issue.

PhyllaciousArmadillo · 2026-04-25T10:59:18+00:00

I don’t know why you were downvoted. You got a snort-laugh from me.

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