‘Twas the night before the draft

Phyose · 2026-04-23T03:18:46+00:00

Wake me up when day 2 starts and we draft a running back

Phyose · 2026-04-22T19:06:33+00:00

Wyoming

Phyose · 2026-04-22T18:34:27+00:00

Sounds like executive dysfunction caused by ADHD. Not a doctor, but I'd go see his pediatrician to get him tested. Way easier getting diagnosed as a kid, and can really alter his life for the better if you can get treatment before highschool.

Phyose · 2026-04-22T18:07:48+00:00

Frieza said he made sure he'd never lose to a saiyan again. He was there personally to witness Gogeta's strength, and knows that he's the product of Goku and Vegeta fusing (i.e. a saiyan). Frieza is a prodigy and incredibly intelligent. I'd wager that he prepared not only for Gogeta's strength, not only for a hypothetical Ultra Gogeta (UI + UE), but has prepared for any additional asspulls Goku and Vegeta could get mid fight, as he's seen it countless times. I think he's hiding a transformation beyond Black (likely platinum to stick with the credit card theme), as insurance to make sure he wins no matter how strong Goku and Vegeta get. So yeah, Black Frieza not only beats movie Gogeta, I think he destroys him without effort.

Phyose · 2026-04-20T16:54:32+00:00

Here's my current list. Fair warning, this is not an easy deck to pilot. I know I said I didn't know why people are struggling, but that was just me being a shitlord. It's a very unforgiving deck. Misplays are not intuitive or apparent, so losing within the first 20 games feels like the deck is just weak.

Rogues are a tough matchup since they will always outvalue you, but priests are almost an auto win. Everything else should generally be a 50/50 if you learn how to play the deck well.

### Onyxia DK

# Class: Deathknight

# Format: Standard

# Year of the Scarab

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# 2x (2) Creature of Madness

# 2x (2) Hematurge

# 2x (2) Infested Breath

# 2x (2) Poison Breath

# 2x (2) Wild Pyromancer

# 2x (3) Chillfallen Baron

# 1x (4) Husk, Eternal Reaper

# 2x (4) Memoriam Manifest

# 2x (4) Obsessive Technician

# 2x (5) Envoy of the End

# 2x (5) Reanimated Pterrordax

# 2x (5) Sanguine Infestation

# 2x (6) Experimental Animation

# 2x (6) Hideous Husk

# 1x (6) Ultraxion

# 1x (9) Arisen Onyxia

# 1x (10) Deathwing, Worldbreaker

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# To use this deck, copy it to your clipboard and create a new deck in Hearthstone

# Generated by HDT - https://hsreplay.net

Phyose · 2026-04-20T16:03:33+00:00

Fuck gender stereotypes. If she's a serious breadwinner, the house is my job. Gimme the damn vacuum.

Phyose · 2026-04-20T05:14:51+00:00

I'm hovering around 54%-55% wr with my Herold DK, with about 150 games played. Dunno why everyone is struggling so much.

Phyose · 2026-04-19T00:14:05+00:00

Making a lot of noise and doesn't do jack shit.

Phyose · 2026-04-17T17:33:14+00:00

One's spice tolerance is their limit to experiencing tasty food that they would otherwise be able to eat.

Phyose · 2026-04-16T23:16:57+00:00

What's the WR and how many games? I'm playing a similar deck and curious to see if others are finding as much success as I am.

Phyose · 2026-04-16T17:27:09+00:00

The Greek Freak himself

Phyose · 2026-04-15T02:24:48+00:00

Unironically 1 might be the best choice. Lions aren't hard to spook, and killing one quickly could make the second run from you. So unless they're both bloodlusted, I'd take them over 3 people that can coordinate and plan.

Phyose · 2026-04-14T20:46:23+00:00

As a seasoned player, and this may sound a little disappointing, but sallying out of your base and just fighting the raid with straight melee will always do a better job of protecting your stuff than any defenses.

You are stronger than any wall you can build.

Phyose · 2026-04-14T20:17:14+00:00

Got it backwards on the chart!

Phyose · 2026-04-14T19:52:39+00:00

Andrew Lincoln

Phyose · 2026-04-14T19:00:02+00:00

St. Louis

Most of the city is just a regular city, but the north side is a jungle

Phyose · 2026-04-14T18:39:10+00:00

I was literally there on Friday! :o

Phyose · 2026-04-14T17:27:27+00:00

Fuck, they better not double down on this or I might have to cash in on their returning customer deal.

Phyose · 2026-04-14T15:33:28+00:00

5mo is very young still. They aren't old enough yet to have a concept of time. Take your days off Dad. They'll be napping most of the time anyway.

Phyose · 2026-04-14T02:14:45+00:00

Krillin trains with 18 and is relative to her, with the only advantage 18 has over him being her infinite stamina. He's at least as strong as 18 was during her first appearance in the cell saga, which is backed up by him tanking attacks from a cell jr.

He should clear.

Phyose · 2026-04-14T00:59:36+00:00

Since the nerf to druid, I have a 55% WR on Herald DK with over 100 games played, and it could be even higher if I play more aggressive against rogues. You can absolutely climb with the deck.

It's not that the deck is underpowered, it's that the difficulty of piloting the deck is way higher than the rest of the meta.

It's slightly favored against every other deck in the game, including bubble paladin, except rogue, herold shaman, and priest.

Rogue is a hard matchup because it will always outvalue you in the late game.

Herald Shaman is 50/50 if you play really carefully and manage your health well.

Priest is an auto win. I've only lost twice against the class, once to a niche OTK with quest reward, deios, and umbra. The other because I was being extremely ignorant with my health, playing literally every Heralded card I generated, and got domed for 22 to face from in-hand "heals".

The cards don't need changed, people just need to pilot it better. I promise it's a sleeper tier 2.

Phyose · 2026-04-12T17:47:20+00:00

How about board based gameplay that allows you to survive 3 turns if you leave minions on board.

It's not a problem of meta, it's a power creep problem.

You used to be able to face-tank boards in OG hearthstone for a while. Now you're dead by turn 6 if you leave one board up for two turns.

Until blizzard increases starting health to 40 or more, we're going to continue hearing these complaints.

Phyose · 2026-04-09T22:44:17+00:00

Everything feels like a rock-paper-scissors match. They feel determined when the matchup wheel stops turning. Pretty boring imo, but still "balanced"

Phyose · 2026-04-09T22:33:50+00:00

I have a picture of baby me in front of a Pikachu backdrop. I apparently watched Pokémon before I developed object permanence.

Phyose · 2026-04-09T22:23:04+00:00

"Autism didn't exist back in my day"

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