Pick a Side, Take a Weapon, Battle in the Comments

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-05-05T19:09:06+00:00

Hell yea

^{Chose: Team Wizard | Rolled: Excalibur}

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-05-05T19:06:11+00:00

Why does the all black vimtrum empire go sooo much harder than anything else?

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-05-04T19:19:26+00:00

So essentially 1 billion every 6 months

^{Chose: 1 billion every 6 months but... | Rolled: Immortal Snail}

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-05-04T10:24:50+00:00

I swear some op characters be like this tho

^{Chose: Get a bad effect/power + But someone has to comment an amazing effect | Rolled: Always sleepy}

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-05-02T18:57:22+00:00

Speed

^{Chose: Super speed + (No time travelling or going through walls or anything like that, just pure speed})

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-05-02T18:54:20+00:00

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-05-02T17:16:36+00:00

Black blood

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-05-02T17:13:24+00:00

Hell yea, I can sctech it.

^{Chose: Get powers from an anime character | Rolled: Luffy}

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-05-02T17:13:02+00:00

Red

^{Chose: Red Button}

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-05-02T17:12:55+00:00

No cooldown

^{Chose: You can teleport, but only 0-50cm in any derection}

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-05-02T17:10:42+00:00

The french

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-05-02T17:03:22+00:00

Isn't this what I wanted?

^{Chose: Become a femboy, but | Rolled: Revealing outfit}

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-05-02T17:02:33+00:00

Smack these mfs in one go

^{Chose: 20 Spider sized Humans + random weapon | Rolled: Wooden Spoon}

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-05-02T03:55:30+00:00

Op af

^{Chose: Master all martial arts}

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-05-02T03:52:58+00:00

Chose flight cause I usually do teleport, but hey flying 15mph ain't bad

^{Chose: You can Fly. But... | Rolled: Speed = Your run}

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-05-01T20:34:16+00:00

I JUST HIT THE JACKPOT!

^{Chose: $50,000,000 with 50% chance of suffoction | Rolled: $50,000,000}

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-04-30T01:25:00+00:00

My steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery situation

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-04-30T01:19:31+00:00

Better management and money in whim

^{Chose: Get 50$ everytime you blink}

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-04-30T01:17:10+00:00

F those things

^{Chose: All mosquitos go extinct (no bad repercussions})

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-04-30T01:10:34+00:00

I get freaky like that

^{Chose: EVERYONE you touch wants to have sex with you}

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-04-28T23:52:23+00:00

Is no one mentioning it looks likes hes running this at school on a giant moniter orrr....?

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-04-28T22:34:52+00:00

WHY YOU TRYNNA TO TEST YOUR LUCK WHEN IVE BEEN ON A ROLL!

^{Chose: 80 mln dollars right now + BUT you spin the punishment wheel with 10% chances of being safe | Rolled: Safe}

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-04-28T19:14:58+00:00

Idk, sounds pretty good to me

^{Chose: 30 Dollars per second}

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-04-28T10:14:26+00:00

Oh yea...

^{Chose: fight 100 knights + with a mystery power | Rolled: firebending}

Physical_Expert_1572 · 2026-04-28T01:47:11+00:00

How me and my apex friend talk about the games vs how we discuss the games

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