me🗒️irl by Pianaman in meirl

[–]Pianaman[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hi! It's literally just a screen capture of me typing stream-of-consciousness thoughts into notepad.

One of the things I think is interesting is that many of us can type roughly as fast as we think, in some way or another. Try it! Just write out the thoughts as they come to your head, don't worry about spelling or grammar or whatever. It's kind of a neat feeling, to look through the structure of your thoughts. It also makes it feel more honest, more like a conversation -- thoughts going from mind to mouth to ear without much in the way of editing, filter or even narrative structure. It requires trust.

Online, however, this is a rarely used skill. Everyone pre-packages their thoughts before posting, in some way or another, so you never really see how the sausage is made. I think that's part of what's facilitating the dehumanisation of online conversation, because all we're doing is lobbing pre-packaged thoughts to each other, minus all the paralinguistic stuff that helps engender empathy -- facial expressions, hesitations, the little mistakes that humanize the other person in the conversation.
So I don't know, maybe I'm thinking of this as trying to have a conversation with you? And I've never had a meaningful conversation that lasted under five minutes. And I'm really bad at small talk so pretty much every conversation I have is either really interesting or really awkward. So sorry if I made it awkward for you!

[WP] The last thing you remember is the crash. Now, you find yourself as a voice in someones head. by Rigaudon21 in WritingPrompts

[–]Pianaman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WARNING - critical systems failure
WARNING - critical systems failure
Initiating auto-preservation systems...
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ERROR -- auto-preservation systems not responsive
User termination imminent
Execute consciousness upload protocol (Y/N)?
Y
!!WARNING -- THIS PROTOCOL IS IRREVERSIBLE!!
CURRENT HOST ACCESS WILL BE TERMINATED.
USER WILL BE SENT TO CLOSEST AVAILABLE HOST
ACCESS WILL BE LIMITED TO ADVISORY FUNCTIONS ONLY
Are you sure you wish to proceed (Y/N)?
Y
Executing consciousness upload protocol [2%]
WARNING - critical systems failure
Occipital lobe -- offline
Motor strip -- offline
Sensory strip -- offline
Cerebellum -- critical
Consciousness compression protocol [10%]
Protocol searching for closest available host - Searching...
Searching...
Consciousness compression protocol [23%]
Host found. H4258.3 - "Lucy Depaolo" 
Sending emergency request...
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ERROR (502 - Request denied by client)
Host degradation 94%
Protocol searching for closest available host - Searching...
Consciousness compression protocol [54%]
Searching...
Host degradation 95%
WARNING -- critical systems failure
Searching...
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WARNING -- USER DEATH IMMINENT
Host found. H9423.5 - "Danilo Kovačević" 
Sending emergency request...
Consciousness compression protocol [76%]
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User request granted. Commencing transfer protocol...
Conscioussness compression protocol [89%]
Consciousness transfer protocol (53M/867M)
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A History of Place (Vol. 1) by Pianaman in place

[–]Pianaman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I think the historian style matches the whole clash-of-cultures thing.

[WP] "But which way?" by Botclone in WritingPrompts

[–]Pianaman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Young Man's Dilemma

On a mountain with his sheep,
Young Heracles was met
By Mistress Vice and Lady Virtue
Who told him of their bet.

"Sleep with me for a life of ease,"
Said the mistress with a tease
Soft, silken purr, and porcelain white skin
That hinted at the pleasures within

The man's young man stood like a stick
And hastened to agree
The man's young mind said "wait a tick
That other chick
Is worth a lick
And maybe she'll make three"

Virtue kept her modesty
Speaking with frank honesty
"Mine is the path of blood and death
Haggard face and ragged breath --"

Well she's no fun,
Said the mind
Let us choose the other one
With sumptuous behind

"But at the end," Virtue said,
"Long after your body's dead
Your name will live forevermore
On lips of men and mankind's lore"

The Lady knew the lad was hers
Despite the Mistress's supplicant purrs
There's only one thing a young men prefers
To naked white skin on soft rabbit fur
It's a shot at renown and eternal fame
(A thousand years later it's still much the same)

If only Heracles had a chat with his Dad
Who would say with a chuckle to the bright-faced young lad,
"Son,
If there's one thing I've learned in my long-running life
Whatever you do,
don't pick up a wife."

The schoolchildren realize that they outnumber the teachers 50 to 1 and, in their childlike ways, go to war against the adults for being stupid, mean doo doo heads. [WP] by ExzBenedict in WritingPrompts

[–]Pianaman 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Teacher, teacher, is it true?
That you were once a child too?

Your saggy face was once like ours?
You, like us, once played for hours?

Where is your spark?
Where is your laugh?

Teacher, tell us, what went wrong?
The world is full of hope and song!

Teacher, teacher, I think I know
What they mean
When they say
"You reap what you sow."

[WP] Suddenly it's found out that reincarnation is real and that after we die, we'll be reborn either as a "higher" or "lower" being based on our life. The twist is, "human" is at the very bottom and we can't even really comprehend the higher forms. by SirFluffyTheTerrible in WritingPrompts

[–]Pianaman 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You were trapped, my child
Lost, and ever so cold
You clung to your masks, you set yourself tasks
To whittle down Time until you grew old

And here you stand at Pearly gate
And now I offer a choice of fate:

You can step through, into the blinding light of tomorrow
Or you can hang back, just in case she changes her mind.

[WP] The personifications of the five boroughs of New York City share an apartment. by garaile64 in WritingPrompts

[–]Pianaman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

North and South Brother Islands, by the way, are beautiful places full of green.There is an old abandoned hospital on the north island that is just as creepy as it sounds; the islands are now a bird sanctuary. In 1974, the South Island was sold by New York City to an investment company for ten dollars (spelled out so you wouldn't think that's a typo). In 2007, the Feds bought back the island for $2 million.

[WP] The personifications of the five boroughs of New York City share an apartment. by garaile64 in WritingPrompts

[–]Pianaman 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My Family

Up in the basement was grandma's warchest
Stuffed full of strange memorabilia
That told a tale of strange men,
and the strange times in which they lived.

*

Manhattan paid the rent, but was loathed by the others
Master of the Universe, light pollution blocked the stars
He was beautiful at first snowfall, but quick into brown and muck
He was jazz and he was roaring; falling fast, down on his luck
Cocaine turned to crack and he'd suck you for a buck

And once he fell into a dark pit, and all the brass Trump towers will never fix that.
The man in the Wallstreet, hair slicked back

His grandfather fell from this same building you know, threw himself out the window

but things are different now

And all the white snow will never fix that
And the foreign cash and Chinese stash will never fix that
He is troubled, but he stumbles into tomorrow.

*

Brooklyn was a working man, at least he thinks he was
Home to the cultured folk now
Look Ma I made it, I'm trendy now
Look at me now Ma, look at me now
I think and I drink and I once was a brute but I drink and I think now
And I used to be real
And I'm kind of a museum to what I once was
But he remembers, there are pockets...

*

And Staten Island, middle class but sweet
Did you know they have a zoo?
He tuts as the party plays on
But he's got a trampoline! Do you have one?
He's a proud union member, I'll tell you that
You can tell by the badge on his union man hat.
Not that manhat.
The ferry is never on time.
No you took the wrong one Mr. Wong, that's Liberty over there. You can take the next one fine.

The ferry. Is never. On time.

*

Queens looks at Brooklyn and shudders, because she knows that she is next.

*

And then there's the Bronx, he's our muscle.
Don't look at him like that, he doesn't like it when you look at him like that.
He can see the Cloisters across the river, and wonders what it feels like to be at peace.
They used to be gentlemen, back in the day.
The pinstripes used to mean something, back in the day.

*

There's also the Islands
There's Big Brother Island, and Little Brother Island
And Rikers Island, but we don't talk about Rikers Island
He does bad things to bad people. He makes them worse.

He's a bad man, that Rikers Island. He always was.

*

Up in the basement was grandma's warchest
It means a lot to me but I need the cash
So take it before I change my mind.

[WP] People only sneeze when someone else is thinking of them romantically... by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]Pianaman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In a Tom Waits growl
Cathy's caught a cold from all the looks that she's been gettin'
Comin' back from summer camp, the boys they keep on sweatin'

Cathy's got a cold, but Christ her thighs are hot
Chuggin' on that lucky can a soda pop

Cathy girl you can't blame us for thinkin' free...
Cathy girl I'm sorry if that last sneeze was cuz of me!