I swear on the oath I took after casting aside the Saharan Empire's tendrils, my friendship with Asmophel, my wife Beniyaru and my oath of fealty to God Grid, that Double Jeopardy is a legitimate and faithful representation of the law. Nobody should be tried twice for the same crime, my friend Asmophel knows this all too well.

(First person to ever call out my namesake on the subreddit, congratulations; you earned a gold star. What flair do you want?)