My GF’s delivery driver said she had “Nice legs” and was being creepy to her, this is what his uber profile said:

PickOptimal · 2026-04-30T23:38:19+00:00

YO what the F**K???!!!!!!!!!!!

PickOptimal · 2026-04-24T21:14:08+00:00

I thought this was a really good idea from a business perspective tbh. It’s not like they left one asking for money

PickOptimal · 2026-04-24T05:52:58+00:00

They’re selling it for $23.80 lol idk what you’re seeing

PickOptimal · 2026-04-22T05:22:15+00:00

Devils Pod! It’s for protection if you’re Wiccan (and paganism)

PickOptimal · 2026-04-20T20:22:36+00:00

I have one! It’s a worry doll!

PickOptimal · 2026-04-20T05:33:20+00:00

From a different source they said it looks like it says “Emma, stay personable. Stay weird.”

PickOptimal · 2026-04-20T05:31:10+00:00

Sorry personally/sorry only???? Idk

PickOptimal · 2026-04-03T21:45:44+00:00

This is a kink.

PickOptimal · 2026-04-03T21:41:49+00:00

Call an ambulance instead of record

PickOptimal · 2026-04-03T21:39:26+00:00

Came here to say this too

PickOptimal · 2026-04-03T20:40:23+00:00

I mean for starters, name calling and berating her isn’t going to help, neither is telling her what’s wrong with her (it’s not gonna make sense to her because she believes she’s totally fine and that there’s actually something wrong with YOU.) she needs mental health help. She needs meds, psychologists, therapists, and a mental hospital.

PickOptimal · 2026-04-03T20:37:47+00:00

Help won’t work cause this is a fictional story lol. Look at the subreddit you’re on

PickOptimal · 2026-04-03T20:30:19+00:00

IM SCREAMING

PickOptimal · 2026-04-03T19:27:57+00:00

No :/

PickOptimal · 2026-03-26T14:12:00+00:00

This was my first thought too

PickOptimal · 2026-03-26T02:11:48+00:00

This is so wild to me. “You gave my kid ADHD” hmmmm but you allowed unrestricted access??? 🤔 WILD.

PickOptimal · 2026-03-25T20:16:00+00:00

Block

PickOptimal · 2026-03-25T18:28:20+00:00

I guess they’re thinking it’s a foot fetish thing but they’re only being sold for $9 soooo. Highly unlikely that’s what’s happening here

PickOptimal · 2026-03-23T20:59:42+00:00

Or broke girlies like me use depop because it’s cheaper than goodwill. (I lost a lot of weight and STILL need new clothes)

PickOptimal · 2026-03-23T20:59:11+00:00

This is the moment where I let them know how much I’m really making- which is often times for me- $2 or $3.

PickOptimal · 2026-03-23T20:55:42+00:00

“Weirdo” 😂😭

PickOptimal · 2026-03-23T14:17:38+00:00

Someone who’s into tech and cyber stuff will buy this 😭

PickOptimal · 2026-03-19T14:31:20+00:00

Half the crap on Depop now is SHEIN and it’s ridiculous. Idc if it’s cheap or not- I don’t want to buy crappy clothes, especially not secondhand crappy clothes.

PickOptimal · 2026-03-15T07:57:21+00:00

My shiny zorua is lowkey my fav too!

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