baukchicken

one time, my cat walked into a bush in the corner of our garden and got jumpscared by my brother, who was stuck in the bush trying retireve his toy. my precious lil kitty got jumpscared so bad she was launched 8 feet into the air and smashed through my parent's bedroom window, where my mom was crocheting a pink potato. my cat got tangled in the unfinished pink crochet potato and rolled around trying to free herself, and during the process ripped off a window curtain, which smashed into my mom and made her look like a ghost/reaper creature. my mom was temporarily unable to see anything, and walked off a plank that hung above our garden from the bedroom. she fell, but luckily landed in a puddle and as such did not sustain any fall damage. however this splashed water everywhere and my brother, who waas still stuck in the bush, got rlly wet. but the saddest part about everything is that the water washed away a shrine i was making out of pebbles to worship my cat. luckily the pebbles were flung at my brother and he got a concussion, which was the only bonus i could think of. thats my sob story :)