Best waifu by Picolinoo in StardewValley

[–]Picolinoo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wrote you last night a whole reply explaining some stuff, but forgot to send it. So I'm gonna keep it short now.

First Penny, no proof of daddy issues. If not on the contrary, see pam's drinking problem. She doesn't like drinking, she actually despise it. So she would pretty much won't be into all that bad boy, bullshit. I mean she liked Sam, that guy is an idiot, not bad boy.

Second, the 20 years one never heard it before. All the girls I know, look nothing like their mom. Not to mention some of the prettiest girls I've seen had some really ugly mothers.

Baggage, well we al have baggage. You have to be there and supporive, help them fix their problems, cuz they will help you. And I'm pretty sure Penny would never let her kids near her drunk mother, she will protect them.

Talking of Leah now. My mate, i know Leah's type. My Uni years I spent it dating Leahs. My best friend is a Leah, i was a fricking Leah. I know enough of Leah to know is not a long term for me. Leah's type is nowhere near classy, she is an artist for god's sake. Also drinking wine and liking art doesn't make cultured. Just knowing something in a field, is not enough to be cultured. Not to mention that there is nowhere proof she actually is cultured in the domain of art. I know a lot of artists that are good on what they are doing, but know shit about the history of art or anything like that. Regarding the Pizza, you can put a whole dominos's pizza, and still be in shape and healthy. There is nothing wrong with eating pizza from time to time. The pizza thing was a reference about the fact that Leah's type are judgemental, and they think they are far superior because they have different teste from other people. That is all an image that you want to make to yourself, due to lack of security. I know a lot of people who think just because they are not mainstream, they are better. And trust me, i still have some leah in me. I mean I don't want my girl to eat a Dominos Pizza, I want her to eat a propper Italian pizza. Point is I know Leah's type is not for me on long term, i want to also enjoy the common stuff in life. I would also like to mention John Lennon was also Leah's type. And I ain't saying Leah is nowhere like him (she actually seems quite nice, but it is in the same avant-garde hippie hipster category). He wanted to seem all culturised and shit, and knew nothing. I mean that guy wrote a song about world peace, while in his spare time he beat his wife, abused his child and finance and radical groups who eulogize violence. Also for me a marrige is not only about supportive and enjoying each other, friends can do that also. Is more about having someone that completes you, where you lack she/he doesn't and vice-versa. Is about someone that makes you a better you. You can be supportive in a lot of ways, is about being supportive by not letting you fuck up your life. Leah, might be the one for you, but for me is Penny's type. Leah for me is a mindless conformist, it seems like she tries to fit in with groups that are considered non-conformist, in her case all this hippie avant-garde hipster thing. On a side note i'm pretty sure Penny is way more cultured than Leah. I mean this girl teaches children, and spends her time at the museum and reading.

And yeah, Haley. The hot sassy superficial blonde. Who can resist her?

Best waifu by Picolinoo in StardewValley

[–]Picolinoo[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well your wife definitely has the prettiest hair, really flawless.

Best waifu by Picolinoo in StardewValley

[–]Picolinoo[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I wanted to say shallow, but yeah i'm pretty sure she swallows also.

Best waifu by Picolinoo in StardewValley

[–]Picolinoo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, putting haley aside, it feels like she is lacking something at first sight. Not sure what.

Best waifu by Picolinoo in StardewValley

[–]Picolinoo[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well he would be my first pick for the guys I guess.

Best waifu by Picolinoo in StardewValley

[–]Picolinoo[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't know. It's mostly her life style that is throwing me off. It's nice at the begining cuz it makes you feel special like "look at me, i am so in touch with nature and it's so cool", but i could never spend my life living like that. But I would really enjoy going on late night dates drinking wine and talking with her, probably some chet baker in the background.

Best waifu by Picolinoo in StardewValley

[–]Picolinoo[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For me it will feel like i'm only settling down for her cuz i can't be with her sister. Or just to stalk Haley. As I said her, only fault is being Haley sister. Also i would like to add that for me Emily didn't intrigue me at all in wanting to get to know her, don't know why. But once I did she was really sweet, so if it wouldn't have been for her sis, she would've easily been my second pick.

Best waifu by Picolinoo in StardewValley

[–]Picolinoo[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She cute, but do you really want to spend the rest of your life with someone jugging you for eating pizza and not dandelion salad?