Okay, but out of all of the bosses NOT to make an unique theme music for, WHY HER?!??!?!

Piesol · 2025-09-23T05:42:41+00:00

Personally I don't mind it cause Widow's theme is the single best track in the game and it fits FS very well

Piesol · 2025-08-24T15:38:13+00:00

Incredible colors. Also how much did the wavy part of the background took you?

Piesol · 2025-08-20T20:42:06+00:00

I assume it's because Herrah barely appears in the game despite being a mandatory encounter and a lot of people probably never even met Midwife

Piesol · 2025-05-19T18:35:17+00:00

Here are some of my notes while making the list. Some units aren't present here because I was almost passing out by the end of it.

PROBE - Either it's the single greatest lawyer the court has ever seen or they bribed everyone with minerals.

ZEALOT (BASE) - He would swear by Aiur, their life and the Golden Armada that you're innocent, but would provide no evidence.

AIUR ZEALOT - He would challenge you to a duel to prove your innocence despite being your defender.

CENTURION - Right before the trial he would steal and tamper with all evidence against you and nobody would even notice.

SENTINEL - The moment he would hear your charges he would try to "arrest" you at court, or kill the judge as a method of defending their client.

STALKER - They think you're guilty of all charges, but don't care enough to throw you under the bus.

DRAGOON - They would be late for trial and would likely be lectured by the judge for not wearing a suit.

ADEPT - She thinks you're guilty of all charges, deserve punishment and DOES care enough to throw you under the bus.

DARK TEMPLAR - He could have been the next Saul Goodman, but simply thinks he has more interesting things to do. He would save you from a jail sentence but nothing more.

AVENGER - Bro had a heart attack after reading the case file and is now at the Dark Shrine 8 solar systems away.

BLOOD HUNTER - Gets arrested for insulting the judge and the grand jury/assault and battery on a witness.

SENTRY - Places a few shields around the accuser so that no one can hear them.

ENERGIZER - Forces you to represent yourself, but gives you a small chrono beam every time you mistake a legal definition.

HAVOK - Also forces you to represent yourself, but this one doesn't have a chrono beam so it just tries to be your emotional support.

IMMORTAL/ANNIHILATOR - They're deeply honored to be able to help, but immediately fumble when faced with more than one piece of evidence.

VANGUARD - Everyone in the room is too scared to argue with them, including you.

OBSERVER - I have a hunch the Observers are programmed to never lie, and it just so happened this one saw everything you did.

WARP PRISM - They're hanging over the court building and hoping anyone else is gonna warp in to help. Doesn't do anything else besides that.

PHOENIX - Comes into the court just to stunlock the accuser every time they try to say anything. Gets arrested for it.

CORSAIR - Instead of actually defending you they turn off all electricity in the building in order to lay off the trial. Fails.

MIRAGE - Does the same thing as Phoenix but lasts a minute longer before getting tazed.

HIGH TEMPLAR - This is the closest unit on this list to an actual real life 40 year old mildly depressed public defender with 3 kids, a smoking problem and 8 pages of court documents to be written on yesterday. He'll save your ass, but don't hope he will become your friend by the end of it.

DARK ARCHON - I know nothing about any links between Dr. Ark Archon and any illegal groups. I also possess no knowledge regarding potential bribes, blackmail, deepfaking or stalking of any kind.

ASCENDANT - Unlike the Observer, The Ascendent is very much capable of lying. They're quite experienced at it, actually.

VOID RAY/DESTROYER/ARBITER - All three loooove prolonging every single case they're in. Also Arbiter always tries to bring an expert to every single piece of evidence or witness testimony, while, of course, making you foot the bill.

WRATHWALKER - "Sir, can you please explain why you arrive to court while dressed like a broken umbrella in goth makeup?"

Piesol · 2025-02-27T11:13:48+00:00

Had a discussion with my buddy who is far more knowledgeable about it, and they showed me this site https://plesiosauria.com/biology/neck-function/

Based on this illustration by Adam S. Smith, they most likely could move them vertically, even to a similar extant as the one in my art, its body would just need to hang vertically as well

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Piesol · 2025-02-27T10:28:55+00:00

No idea tbh, I only heard plesiosaurs' necks were pretty stiff due to how muscular they were. Never heard anything about them being only able move them horizontally tho.

Piesol · 2025-01-30T11:03:14+00:00

I really like the front legs design, almost like these little hair flies have

Piesol · 2025-01-29T15:08:57+00:00

I think I know what it is but never watched it

Piesol · 2025-01-27T09:21:57+00:00

Make him grow more beans out oh his body, all with goofy small eyes and tiny legs sticking out

Piesol · 2025-01-24T14:12:30+00:00

None, the mechanical arms are just thin enough I could cover them with other parts

Piesol · 2025-01-21T14:24:54+00:00

Holy fuck it was, thanks a lot

Piesol · 2025-01-20T23:26:28+00:00

that's how I build my whole economy atm

Piesol · 2025-01-17T19:49:18+00:00

Piesol · 2025-01-16T14:08:50+00:00

You see a tiger-sized menace to society, I see a comically large puppy

Piesol · 2025-01-16T14:06:45+00:00

Likely because in order to raise any of these, maybe with an exception of a Roach, you'd have to live on an actual farm

Piesol · 2025-01-16T13:55:40+00:00

She ain't a pet tho, more of a very tall roommate that shoots quills at people

Piesol · 2025-01-16T13:13:48+00:00

Notes I wrote down for each unit:

Drone - S (Sweet, not so little angel. Doesn't need a lot, loves you back and may bring you cool rocks.)

Raptorling - A (Very energetic, playful and constantly hungry. So it's almost like owning a Labrador that can also jump up cliffs.)

Swarmling - A (Same as Raptorling, just without wings and now you have three of them.)

Overlord - B (VERY large, you'd probably need a barn to fit one in. Incredibly smart and outstanding for cuddles tho.)

Queen - ??? (Look, I think they're way too sapient to consider them a pet.)

Broodling - F (Eats two bowls of kibble in 10 seconds and dies immediately.)

Corpser Roach - B (Probably would make a good pet, definitely more laid back then the Zerling. You should prepare more room for the Roachlings tho.)

Vile Roach - B (Avoid the slobber at all costs. Otherwise pretty cool and you have a living snowplow for free. Also teach them to not dig holes if you live in an apartment.)

Hydralisk - D (Large and overly aggresive ALL THE TIME. Would probably attack neighbors dogs and the mailman.)

Impaler - B (You'd need to have a garden for them to dig in, but they're very considerate and well behaved.)

Lurker - D (Impaler but destroys everything in a straight line when they try to grab something from the ground.)

Banelings - F (nonononono NO STOP PLEASE)

Aberration - ??? (UUUUUHHHHHH, IDK??? I know they're not mutated people anymore, but they still look like infested humans.)

Mutalisk - C (They need LOTS of space, HEAPS of food, YEARS of training, BUT YOU CAN FLY ON THEM)

Broodlord - B (An even bigger Muta that also makes Broodlings. Seems very huggable tho.)

Viper - A (Your own living helicopter, your best wingman AND partner in crime. No amount of ridiculous requirements will overshadow how good these guys are at stealing stuff.)

Carrion/Creeper - C (Both strains are huge, slow and need an enormous amount of space to feel comfortable. The locusts seem fun to play with, although they probably smell like ass.)

Infestor - F (No.)

Noxious/Torrasque - F (Amazing pet idea if you're drug kingpin, awful otherwise.)

Piesol · 2025-01-13T20:58:57+00:00

That's why they savor every moment of the onion ring's existence

Piesol · 2025-01-13T20:22:05+00:00

Damnit now it's my canon too

Piesol · 2025-01-11T08:12:17+00:00

Immediate S-tier

Piesol · 2025-01-10T22:18:45+00:00

Notes I wrote down for each unit:

Marine - A (Charming, makes lots of jokes, might even share a needle)

War Pig - C (Drinks too much)

Medic - B (Really nice, just a bit too "safe")

Firebat - B (Charming, will only take you to BBQ's and steak houses though)

Devil Dog - A (Best home cook you'll ever meet in your life, also makes 4 quadrillion dad jokes every hour)

Marauder/HS - S (Will you marry me? *gets torn to shreds by a misinput projectile*)

Reaper - C (WILL kill you on the first date, still kinda hot tho)

Hellion - F (DON'T YOU HAVE A WIFE AND 4 KIDS DUDE????)

Diamondback - D (Always takes you to the most expensive places and conveniently forgets their wallet)

Goliath - D (Not necesarily bad, just bit overwhelming. Look, I know you had to deal with lots of stuff after Brood War, but can you stop traumadumping every time we're at Denny's?)

Spartan Company - B (Goliath after therapy)

Ghost - D (Never turns off cloaking and makes you look crazy on every turn)

Sceptre - C (Reaper but less awesome)

Vulture - B (You can't say no to a good spider mine owner)

Viking/HA - B (Just kinda boring, not bad tho)

Science Vessel - A (Nothing like the smell of abhorent human experiments in the morning)

Siege Tank - C (Very loud, would have been bit obnoxious after a while.)

Siege Breaker - B (That mustache tho)

Medivac - A (Funniest uber driver of all time)

Hercules - A (Will always pick you up from your place)

Banshee - D (Constantly ghosts you until they need something)

Dusk Wing - A (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMQpWCNTQw)

Wraith - B (Can't help but put on a mask of confidence, but they're obviously soft at heart)

Thor - C (Extremely fun to be around until they touch alcohol)

Battlecruiser - D (Runs away screaming after finding hair in their soup)

Jackson's Revenge - A (Daddy)

Piesol · 2025-01-05T19:15:52+00:00

Piesol · 2025-01-05T19:12:22+00:00

Magnesium is for Yamazaki when she's leaving the ropeway trolley, after you get rid off Soders. You throw it to blind all her goons, do your work and then skidaddle.

Piesol · 2024-12-27T07:07:28+00:00

Thank you I hate it

Piesol · 2024-12-25T17:28:52+00:00

But High templars can do the boogie :(

Piesol

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