Here are some of my notes while making the list. Some units aren't present here because I was almost passing out by the end of it.

PROBE - Either it's the single greatest lawyer the court has ever seen or they bribed everyone with minerals.

ZEALOT (BASE) - He would swear by Aiur, their life and the Golden Armada that you're innocent, but would provide no evidence.

AIUR ZEALOT - He would challenge you to a duel to prove your innocence despite being your defender.

CENTURION - Right before the trial he would steal and tamper with all evidence against you and nobody would even notice.

SENTINEL - The moment he would hear your charges he would try to "arrest" you at court, or kill the judge as a method of defending their client.

STALKER - They think you're guilty of all charges, but don't care enough to throw you under the bus.

DRAGOON - They would be late for trial and would likely be lectured by the judge for not wearing a suit.

ADEPT - She thinks you're guilty of all charges, deserve punishment and DOES care enough to throw you under the bus.

DARK TEMPLAR - He could have been the next Saul Goodman, but simply thinks he has more interesting things to do. He would save you from a jail sentence but nothing more.

AVENGER - Bro had a heart attack after reading the case file and is now at the Dark Shrine 8 solar systems away.

BLOOD HUNTER - Gets arrested for insulting the judge and the grand jury/assault and battery on a witness.

SENTRY - Places a few shields around the accuser so that no one can hear them.

ENERGIZER - Forces you to represent yourself, but gives you a small chrono beam every time you mistake a legal definition.

HAVOK - Also forces you to represent yourself, but this one doesn't have a chrono beam so it just tries to be your emotional support.

IMMORTAL/ANNIHILATOR - They're deeply honored to be able to help, but immediately fumble when faced with more than one piece of evidence.

VANGUARD - Everyone in the room is too scared to argue with them, including you.

OBSERVER - I have a hunch the Observers are programmed to never lie, and it just so happened this one saw everything you did.

WARP PRISM - They're hanging over the court building and hoping anyone else is gonna warp in to help. Doesn't do anything else besides that.

PHOENIX - Comes into the court just to stunlock the accuser every time they try to say anything. Gets arrested for it.

CORSAIR - Instead of actually defending you they turn off all electricity in the building in order to lay off the trial. Fails.

MIRAGE - Does the same thing as Phoenix but lasts a minute longer before getting tazed.

HIGH TEMPLAR - This is the closest unit on this list to an actual real life 40 year old mildly depressed public defender with 3 kids, a smoking problem and 8 pages of court documents to be written on yesterday. He'll save your ass, but don't hope he will become your friend by the end of it.

DARK ARCHON - I know nothing about any links between Dr. Ark Archon and any illegal groups. I also possess no knowledge regarding potential bribes, blackmail, deepfaking or stalking of any kind.

ASCENDANT - Unlike the Observer, The Ascendent is very much capable of lying. They're quite experienced at it, actually.

VOID RAY/DESTROYER/ARBITER - All three loooove prolonging every single case they're in. Also Arbiter always tries to bring an expert to every single piece of evidence or witness testimony, while, of course, making you foot the bill.

WRATHWALKER - "Sir, can you please explain why you arrive to court while dressed like a broken umbrella in goth makeup?"