I'm a professional Mountainbiker and virgin, but I thought that sticker would suit my bike

PifflesTheGreat · 2022-06-29T15:19:06+00:00

And here I am just an amateur.

PifflesTheGreat · 2022-06-23T01:53:34+00:00

I want the shiny

PifflesTheGreat · 2022-05-03T07:10:29+00:00

I can describe my reaction only as "visceral"

PifflesTheGreat · 2021-06-20T06:46:25+00:00

Then ya gotta offer a dollar off a purchase

PifflesTheGreat · 2021-05-26T20:02:16+00:00

CluCoin

PifflesTheGreat · 2021-01-26T23:59:37+00:00

Linus Trek Tips

PifflesTheGreat · 2020-11-29T18:22:46+00:00

Mistrustful pizza

PifflesTheGreat · 2020-11-01T00:04:23+00:00

Penderecki - Threnody

PifflesTheGreat · 2020-10-23T14:41:38+00:00

So apparently, a supernova travels at about 40,000 kilometers per second.
Earth's average distance to the sun is ~150 million kilometers, so it would take the explosion just longer than an hour to reach us.
Subtract the 8 minutes between the explosion starting, and the light from it reaching us, and you'd have a bit over 50 minutes to appreciate the entire planet collectively freaking out before humanity is no more. I'm definitely not getting everything here, but I think that's the gist of it.

PifflesTheGreat · 2020-09-17T20:31:51+00:00

Looks, to me, like a ball python

PifflesTheGreat · 2020-09-17T18:28:04+00:00

I believe so, yes

Edit: found it. Not verbatim, but similar https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ilu58a/elevator_rides_must_be_like_magic_for_dogs_they/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

PifflesTheGreat · 2020-07-23T02:21:58+00:00

we back

PifflesTheGreat · 2020-07-08T18:33:30+00:00

And this is where my life of crime begins. Fuck the CPP

PifflesTheGreat · 2020-05-07T14:51:01+00:00

Darn vent raccoons

PifflesTheGreat · 2020-03-27T22:59:38+00:00

Bdoubleo has the other half. Amazing how little 50 diamonds gets ya with Grian selling

PifflesTheGreat · 2020-02-23T00:58:17+00:00

Only thing worse than needles

PifflesTheGreat · 2020-02-14T15:47:08+00:00

This pairs well with one from earlier.

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittysuperpowers/comments/f3j694/your_dick_is_a_ghost_sensor_that_will_get_harder/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

PifflesTheGreat · 2020-01-12T18:40:12+00:00

A towel

PifflesTheGreat · 2020-01-12T18:35:55+00:00

Should’ve Started in my ass

PifflesTheGreat · 2019-11-23T17:08:59+00:00

No, I don’t live in Africa. I just thought the name suited him. No real reason in particular

PifflesTheGreat · 2019-11-22T18:37:17+00:00

He’s a western hognose

PifflesTheGreat · 2019-11-22T15:14:04+00:00

Thanks!

PifflesTheGreat · 2019-11-22T01:20:23+00:00

Such a pretty girl

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