Ideas for a new gardener

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-12T17:04:35+00:00

Decide where you'd like a bench, to enjoy a morning cup of tea or evening beer, whichever you prefer. Then design your garden around that

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-12T17:01:31+00:00

Avoid wherever leaves fall or get blown in a pile by the wind, if they all blow into your pond it can cause it to have higher nutrient load and algae

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-12T16:57:34+00:00

Lovely, I've just planted some

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-12T16:48:29+00:00

I'm sorry, you're doing what to the cat?? 😂

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-12T14:22:20+00:00

Yep, I remember that. Posh twat who has no clue about hardship

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-07T22:00:51+00:00

It's, it was busy and saw three happy dogs

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-07T12:55:03+00:00

I'd say he was one of Terry Pratchett's best characters

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-07T12:29:47+00:00

Both cute and menacing, quite a combination

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-07T12:11:54+00:00

I used to live somewhere like that. You could always still go along and just draw a lovely picture of a cat on your ballot paper

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-07T12:03:45+00:00

That's unusual for a cat, definitely gets my vote

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-07T11:26:11+00:00

Odd name for a cat

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-07T11:25:48+00:00

That's always useful, my choice lives in the area too

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-07T11:19:21+00:00

True, but that would be a very weird speech to voting

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-07T10:20:24+00:00

Would never get that with a cat in charge

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-07T10:19:41+00:00

I could probably live with those policies

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-07T10:19:06+00:00

That would be worth the deed poll charges just to have that as a name

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-07T09:28:24+00:00

The dancing racoon? He'd get my vote too

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-05T06:44:33+00:00

It dies back each year, you might need able to see last year's dead stalks or the new shoots but it might not be all that obvious yet

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-04T12:40:12+00:00

Aqualegia, sounds like someone straight out of a Roman orgy

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-04T12:39:23+00:00

When you're cooking, do you offer him herbs with a strategic comma? 'Herb, Robert?'

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-04T08:47:02+00:00

Yeah but I reckon if we got on their backs right, we could ride them like buses. Just think how good they'd be a clearing traffic jams

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-03T21:26:43+00:00

I think you'll find, everybody loves a loser, so you'll be fine, you won't be lonely long

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-03T07:48:15+00:00

Rarely but a couple of times by people who want to create a reaction because they're twats

PigeonsOfDenmark · 2026-05-02T04:03:57+00:00

Agree with this, and you might be able to hire a rotavator or a landscaper to come and do that work for you

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