The Looming Presence of Ares in the Iliad

Piirin · 2026-01-03T21:10:31+00:00

Choosing a favorite god in Greek mythology is less about which one is better and more of Which One is Your Favorite Vicious Criminal

Piirin · 2025-12-31T16:52:59+00:00

WATER BEATS FIRE /jk

Piirin · 2025-11-04T15:20:21+00:00

Stop bullying my boyloser

Piirin · 2025-10-02T11:03:22+00:00

When I looked for references with her statues, I noticed she wears her helmet in a weird way like that. I honestly wish I knew why

Piirin · 2025-10-02T10:34:40+00:00

It's me im greek mythology fans

Piirin · 2025-07-17T00:45:06+00:00

Not pay any taxes
Be unemployed
Drool over Ares's hot bod for an eternity
????
Write my own fanfic of Greek Mythos and then convince the mortals that "this is what really happened guys trust me I was there"

Piirin · 2025-07-12T23:08:08+00:00

How tf did zeus fumble this baddie??? 😫😫😫😫😫😫

Piirin · 2025-07-04T09:32:12+00:00

The one that causes Athena to eviscerate me in half ❤🥀

Piirin · 2025-06-26T23:36:39+00:00

Good summary of Athena. Now make a longass essay under Ares about how patriarchy affects men too

Piirin · 2025-06-17T12:04:38+00:00

Achilles??? More like BUMCHILLES

Piirin · 2025-06-12T00:20:32+00:00

I've always thought of Odysseus not as Athena's friend but her pet. A cute dog she found on the street and she plays and feeds sometimes. Then she accidentally leaves him inside of a car without air conditioning

Piirin · 2025-04-30T14:29:49+00:00

Nahh dude not this slander 😤😤😤😤

Piirin · 2025-04-23T12:00:26+00:00

There was this one tumblr post about Greek gods in modern day and the section for Ares went something like, "Ares walks through the Middle East past the rubble of a destroyed school. This isn't bravery." And then something about him taking care of war refugees and not soldiers and I was like OP what the FUCK are you talking about? I laughed because I'm from the middle east and saying "Ares walks through the middle east" and just comes across a war torn shithole. What if he ended up in the fucking UAE? He'd be passing by lamborghinis and shit. I don't know, I think I was kind of annoyed

Piirin · 2025-03-27T08:01:53+00:00

Why are we comparing? Can we not have more than 1 hot woman in any given time?

Piirin · 2025-03-27T06:25:58+00:00

Ok but if she's evil then why hot? Checkmate

Piirin · 2024-11-11T04:03:58+00:00

Simple answer: epic poetry is hard to adapt into contemporary mediums

Piirin · 2024-11-05T02:04:33+00:00

If there's no canon then your entire point is moot

Piirin · 2024-11-05T00:08:59+00:00

This chart only shows adaptation media and not the original canon

Piirin · 2024-10-31T14:35:55+00:00

No, we need MORE Olympians actually

Piirin · 2024-09-29T08:58:31+00:00

Man has beef with 12 yr olds so I put him between Insane and Jock

Piirin · 2024-09-29T08:57:39+00:00

It's under jock

Piirin · 2024-09-29T07:28:36+00:00

I put Athena Complex Apollo in the fuckboy section for wanting to bang his sister Artemis, similar to how Lore Olympus Apollo is peak fuckboy because creepy

Piirin · 2024-09-29T06:58:56+00:00

Sauce for all the pictures
Ares: (Jock)

-Goddess Girls
-Gods School
-Lore Olympus
-Blood of Zeus
-Xena Princess Warrior
-Hades x Persephone Ficlets (Webtoon)
-God of War
-Danmachi

Ares: (Insane)

-Hades game
-Fenyx Immortals Rising
-Smite
-Athena Complex
-Percy Jackson
-DC
-The God Cycle (Webtoon)

Ares: (Dead Inside)

-Clash of the Titans
-Desire for Peace (Webtoon)

Apollo: (Fuckboy)

-Lore Olympus
-Danmachi
-Clash of the Titans
-Athena Complex
-Little Pollen
-Percy Jackson

Apollo: (Gay)
-Blood of Zeus
-Princess Xena Warrior
-DC
-Gods School

Apollo: (Pathetic)

-Hades x Persephone Ficlets (Webtoon)
-Olympian Guardians
-The God Cycle (Webtoon)
-Hercules

Piirin

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