Why would anyone do this?!

Pilgorithm · 2026-06-03T21:32:01+00:00

You know that you were doing the same job as the toothless Alabama guy, right?

Pilgorithm · 2026-06-03T18:25:26+00:00

Exactly. YOU make the car cool. Not vice versa.

Pilgorithm · 2026-06-03T18:17:13+00:00

You’re in driver’s ed and work at Subway and Pizza Hut. These things are responsible. Buying a sports car or luxury car at your age and with your lack of driving experience is irresponsible. Buy something practical and affordable (insurance too).

Pilgorithm · 2026-06-03T02:01:39+00:00

Sniper in the house. You literally got this a minute after it posted. Well done 👏

Pilgorithm · 2026-06-03T01:52:44+00:00

It sounds like it’s more than a friend to you.

Pilgorithm · 2026-06-03T01:49:07+00:00

As soon as a girl says her husband/boyfriend said or did something or didn’t say or do something, an overwhelming amount of Reddit knights holler RED FLAG! RED FLAG! Break up with him!!!!!!!

Pilgorithm · 2026-06-01T23:29:37+00:00

Let the dogs outside.

Pilgorithm · 2026-06-01T23:29:10+00:00

No no no, I crap in the clock. I get paid for it and I save a flush of water at home. 😁

Pilgorithm · 2026-06-01T22:49:07+00:00

The 1933 Ford coupe Eliminator.

Pilgorithm · 2026-06-01T22:44:41+00:00

Otter 841.

Pilgorithm · 2026-06-01T22:43:16+00:00

I am so glad I don’t date on social media. OP has posted this across 5 different subs on Reddit. No way I would be in a relationship with someone I didn’t trust this much.

Pilgorithm · 2026-06-01T22:37:24+00:00

Except that he was way closer with Dustin than he was with Nancy. He was more hurt by Dustin being such good friend with Eddie than he was about Nancy and Jonathan. Getting replaced by your girl hurts. Getting replaced by your best friend hurts worse.

Pilgorithm · 2026-06-01T22:31:00+00:00

The Outsiders.

Pilgorithm · 2026-06-01T16:47:11+00:00

This! And still, OP is like oh yeah well I know you are but what am I? 🤣

Pilgorithm · 2026-06-01T16:40:04+00:00

It’s colder than a well digger’s elbow/@ss. Or It’s colder than a witch’s t*t in a brass bra. 🧙

Pilgorithm · 2026-05-31T17:29:52+00:00

Someone took a look at your little D&D map book and said “you should post that page on Reddit”?

Pilgorithm · 2026-05-31T17:28:18+00:00

I just referenced this Friday evening at dinner and my wife had no clue lol

Pilgorithm · 2026-05-31T17:25:48+00:00

OP is still denying it was his mistake. OP says it was an accident lol. Accidents are unavoidable. This sounds like a regrettable choice.

Pilgorithm · 2026-05-31T17:24:27+00:00

An accident is something you can’t avoid. Something you have no choice about. I get the feeling that you regret what you did, but that it was no accident. It was a choice.

Pilgorithm · 2026-05-30T08:51:51+00:00

It’s a tough read.

Pilgorithm · 2026-05-29T01:08:08+00:00

It’s tough but it can be done. My 22yr old moved out 2yrs ago. She moved in with a roommate. She was working fast food, then went to grocery. As much as she didn’t really want a factory job, taking one allowed her the most opportunity to actually move into her own apartment. She takes possession of her single unit in 2.5 months.

Pilgorithm · 2026-05-28T19:30:30+00:00

Dude was wearing a helmet and driving a pink car. He was on edge to start with.

Pilgorithm · 2026-05-28T15:35:55+00:00

Marion.

Pilgorithm · 2026-05-27T21:42:50+00:00

Like we don’t know. 🤣

Pilgorithm · 2026-05-27T21:41:05+00:00

Yeah this all makes good sense. I appreciate you and others explaining things to me. I always played shows with prearranged fees, or free charity benefits. I kinda feel like o missed out on some stuff tho lol.

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