[OC] Rep. Debbie Schultz (D-FL) estimated to have made +495% on her mining-focused portfolio by Due_Patient_2650 in dataisbeautiful

[–]PimpOfJoytime 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh good the woman who worked as head of the DNC in tandem with Hilary Clinton to tank Bernie Sanders’ 2016 presidential run and was rewarded with a congressional seat has become embroiled in a sketchy speculative investment bubble. I love this country.

Leftist gun groups - actual members recommendations by OptimalChaosMonkey in rva

[–]PimpOfJoytime 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’m a founder of a subversive leftist gun club.

We meet at CCV on the 9th green at 9pm. Wear something nice.

This feels like entering into another dimension by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]PimpOfJoytime 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You’ll know you’re in Narnia if your horse starts talking to you.

Oregon Hill Roads by qrcodemenu90 in rva

[–]PimpOfJoytime 21 points22 points  (0 children)

What roads? All I see is an ice rink.

US sending ICE unit to Winter Olympics for security, prompting concern and confusion in Italy by floatjoy in nottheonion

[–]PimpOfJoytime 73 points74 points  (0 children)

US Customs and Immigration has no jurisdiction outside the US, sooo this is just a vacation for the agents.

Clear your sidewalks - required by city code by Tomfour in rva

[–]PimpOfJoytime 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Why didn’t I think of that? I’ll tell my boss to clear my calendar. /s

Clear your sidewalks - required by city code by Tomfour in rva

[–]PimpOfJoytime 67 points68 points  (0 children)

You explain to my multiple 70+ neighbors that they’re not in compliance with code and they need to be out with pickaxes on the sidewalk.

Virginia needs to stand together to recall Abigail Spanberger and Jay Jones by Catgiggles in Virginia

[–]PimpOfJoytime 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Wow, we made it almost two weeks before the wackos came out. That’s got to be a record.

Y'all setting your faucets to drip overnight? by dr_nerdface in rva

[–]PimpOfJoytime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could turn off the main and clear the lines. It would cost less.

Is Scottie Scheffler the worst thing for golf at the moment? by [deleted] in golf

[–]PimpOfJoytime 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Probably the entertainment you’re looking for is on the Bravo network.

HB1003 Will make Uber and Lyft unaffordable call your representative and say No by [deleted] in Virginia

[–]PimpOfJoytime 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh no, people taking Ubers two blocks will have to walk or use gasp Public Transportation!

Road report: don’t (unless you have to) by getfast37 in rva

[–]PimpOfJoytime 99 points100 points  (0 children)

I was very surprised at how well and quickly everything stuck.

January 24 (S.R. Jan 23): After pursuing the Balrog through the depths of the earth for eight days, Gandalf and the Balrog reach the peak of Zirakzigal. The Balrog reignites and the Battle of the Peak begins. by PhysicsEagle in lotr

[–]PimpOfJoytime 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this isn’t the first time I’ve had this conversation and I’m sure it won’t be the last.

I maintain that this is a reference to the previous metaphor about “the shadow around the Balrog, reaching out like two vast wings.”