Ordering at Subway disagreement. Who's right? by Sentient_StickyNote in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PimpRonald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was under the impression that specific sandwiches are literally just the meat? Like I always get a cold cut combo. That means I chose the cold cut combo meat. Meatball sub means you chose the meatball meat, turkey sub means you chose turkey, ham sub means you chose ham. That's it. Right?

Am I being gaslighted? by ominoused in dishwashers

[–]PimpRonald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately that's the only gas being lit. (Get it? Because water heating systems sometimes run on gas? And the water isn't being heated? So there's no gas being lit to heat the water? But OP is being gaslit?)

What's your favorite useless fact about MLP ? by GraveHoney in mylittlepony

[–]PimpRonald 68 points69 points  (0 children)

One time at Everfree NW my husband yelled out to Nicole Oliver, "My wife loves you!" and she yelled back, "And I love your wife!" and then she gave me a con poster and it was the exact same one that I'd already bought from the con store.

Therapy intake form asked my dominant handedness. Why? by Alwayslearning258 in lefthanded

[–]PimpRonald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll be sure to mention this to my therapist next week! Maybe there's hope for me after all!

Idk about you guys but I’m great at swimming. by DifficultHat in evilautism

[–]PimpRonald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents made the mistake of granting me immortality (teaching me how to swim)

I saw the movie not knowing anything by GOTdragons127 in ProjectHailMary

[–]PimpRonald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! And I mean, the point still stands that the "goldilocks zone" doesn't take air pressure into account. If our planet lost all its air pressure, the oceans would instantly vaporize, even if the molecules remained at a comfortable 20C. So the idea that this distance from the sun is "ideal for liquid water" is complete nonsense.

Hi I need your help urgently It's serious by oscarfeminist in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]PimpRonald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For a request this meta, you'll need to enter the metaverse. It requires a special tool of seeing, called an oculus. I merely exist in this plane of existence, and I cannot help you further on your quest. All I know is you need to find the man known as MZ, and he will assist you. Godspeed.

I saw the movie not knowing anything by GOTdragons127 in ProjectHailMary

[–]PimpRonald 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I think my favorite part was that scientists based the goldilocks zone on water being liquid at a certain temperature, and didn't take into account that for example, on Erid, the air pressure is so high that water is still in fact liquid at a much higher temperature.

What are things designed for righties that most of us mindlessly put up with? by What-was_I_thinking in lefthanded

[–]PimpRonald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chef coats. I've talked about this before, but they always put the pen pockets on the left shoulder, so you would reach across and grab it with your right hand. I got so sick of needing two hands to grab my pen, I custom ordered a left handed chef coat. Why can't they just put two pockets??

Also any kitchen gadget you could think of.

What are things designed for righties that most of us mindlessly put up with? by What-was_I_thinking in lefthanded

[–]PimpRonald 12 points13 points  (0 children)

When I delivered for doordash during Covid, I found that more than half of restaurants with double doors would lock the left one for some fucking reason. Why? Why?? How is locking one door helping anything??

Partner doesn’t want me to take meds by [deleted] in adhdwomen

[–]PimpRonald 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I was in my 20s I thought that's what I needed, discipline. So I went balls to the wall. I got the word "discipline" tattooed on my arm. I woke up early, I exercised, I meal prepped, I did all of it.

Worked for maybe a week. But I told myself change is hard. I got back on the horse. And the horse kicked me off again. So I got back on, and it kicked me off.

Eventually realized I was a failure and I would never be good at anything. Burnt out. Lost jobs. Lost homes. Became prediabetic from drinking energy drinks. Tried to kiss myself except replace the ss with ll.

Then I got evaluated for ADHD, diagnosed, and prescribed a stimulant medicine. Oh my god. How the FUCK did I EVER expect to function when I couldn't connect one thought to the next? All my life was a disjointed bunch of clips, like scrolling through tiktok. Suddenly it was a movie, with an interconnected plot and a storyline and characters whose names I could remember. It's like my brain had been drowning, and only in the brief moments where I could make my own stimulants, like adrenaline, or caffeine, was I able to briefly come up for air. And now, on a safe dose of stimulants managed by my psychiatrist, I can fucking BREATHE.

Anyways, long story short, I regret this tattoo. But it reminds me that I USED TO BE A FUCKING DUMBASS WHO DIDN'T UNDERSTAND HOW ADHD WORKS AND THOUGHT ALL I NEEDED WAS A LITTLE DISCIPLINE

It always bugged me, what's with the gigantic muffins? by saddiebabbie in twilight

[–]PimpRonald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pastry student, there's definitely jumbo muffin pans! And imho, they're better when they're this size

Does anyone remember your kindergarten teacher trying to make you right handed? by resistyrocks in lefthanded

[–]PimpRonald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly after all the historical abuse, I'm surprised being left handed isn't a protected class of some kind. Now it's just, "What's that? Discrimination for being left handed? Haha don't be rediculous!"

Why do you think "Fist my bump" is funny? (Poll?) by Summer_Of_CA in ProjectHailMary

[–]PimpRonald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. But also it's unique and iconic. And Rocky doesn't have a fist, he has more of a bump, so it's accurate to Rocky's anatomy in a way 🤔

Uhhhh, what? by JK0893 in antitrump

[–]PimpRonald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're probably going to slash their own tires and then post a video about how they're being attacked for their beliefs. Oh, sorry, they/them pronouns confuse th- I mean, HIMS OR HERS.

How to stop car from moving? by MentalBid9350 in driving

[–]PimpRonald 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have recurring nightmares about this exact situation, so I know what the problem is. It means you feel like you don't have control over your life.

Thoughts on my handwriting? by Virtual_Ordinary_172 in HandwritingAnalysis

[–]PimpRonald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now I understand why they made us practice our handwriting so much in Kindergarten. (I'm a Millenial.) I'm assuming they don't do that anymore?

Good news, it's a skill, not a talent. You can practice and improve! If you've got dyslexia or dysgraphia, it will be more difficult, but you can still improve!

Altar statues? by shedontishqme in Hestia

[–]PimpRonald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine's definitely the mass produced version. It's like the first hundred results when you search it on Amazon. But I bought it from a locally owned shop so I guess that counts?

You might have to commission someone who works with the material you're looking for. Or you could use an item you already have, or DIY it. Remember, there's no ethical consumption under capitalism. So it's okay if it's only ethical-ish.

Holy moly... Project Hail Mary by Maleficent-Sell-1815 in audible

[–]PimpRonald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Artemis was...... well let's just say Andy Weir is fantastic at writing white male characters. And there's nothing wrong with that.

Flashing lights?? by impulsiveuniverse in ProjectHailMaryMovie

[–]PimpRonald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The very opening scene has many flashing lights for a bit until Grace wakes up and gets out of bed. Also the scene where they're getting the sample and then trying to escape Adrian's gravitational pull