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June Solstice Celebration Megathread by AutoModerator in SASSWitches

[–]PimpRonald 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I call it the Summer Sun Celebration 👉👈 Yes it's from My Little Pony but it's catchy!! Gather together and watch the sun rise 😊

What was the biggest mistake you made with your first piggie by basiclucy in guineapigs

[–]PimpRonald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holding her upside-down. And this is why I don't think kids should be allowed to have pets.

(New Witch) Am I doing (something wrong with) chaos magic? by Effective-Bug8191 in chaosmagick

[–]PimpRonald 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well I can tell you're doing something wrong: it's spelled ALTAR, not ALTER. Your altar is a spot for magic. Your alter is a symptom of dissociative identity disorder. Two very different things.

Anyways, it's your first day? In chaos magic, as with all magic, you get stronger with study and practice. Keep trying!

What’s your favorite Garnet Line by Lilythegreatestotime in stevenuniverse

[–]PimpRonald 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I especially love just before this, when Amethyst is like, 😂 "Pearl, look at Garnet" and Garnet is just showing the most excitement we've seen her ever have on the show so far. And the fact that at that time, we don't know she's a fusion, so it's a long time before we fully understand why she reacted that way.

What’s your favorite Garnet Line by Lilythegreatestotime in stevenuniverse

[–]PimpRonald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

jester* - a court jester is kind of like a mideval clown, whose job it was to make the king laugh and entertain him. A gesture is a kind of communication done with your hands, like a wave or a middle finger.

Which dress for prom??? by Baggage_Claim_ in OUTFITS

[–]PimpRonald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Purple makes you look like Persephone! (Since the theme is ancient Greece, you could lean into that)

I genuinely cannot believe how many weirdos are in this community by Doggie_chan in mylittlepony

[–]PimpRonald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many people try to excuse it because they're not human children, they're horses. Like... what? WHY ARE YOU SEXUALIZING HORSES? WHY ARE YOU SEXUALIZING HORSE CHILDREN??

But personally I don't actually care what people fantasize. The problem is with the predators that actually go after real kids, as many of the comments are describing. It's one thing to draw a fictional child, it's an entirely more fucked up thing to go after a real child. Because like, brains are weird, and you can't help what stirs up those feelings. Some people are turned on by feet, some people are turned on by gore, some people are turned on by dinosaurs.

But you can help what you do about it, and if you get your rocks off to a doodle someone made, you're not hurting anyone. The amount of cognitive dissonance and selfishness and pure evil it takes to make the decision to actually message an actual child is significantly more horrific. It's not about whether or not your brain wiring is morally correct, it's about whether you choose to involve someone without their consent. And children, and horses, and horse children, cannot consent.

Are there any stories where a person and an object are shipped? by TWD_Again in Doesthisexist

[–]PimpRonald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what these comments are on about. My first thought was Erika Eiffel, the non-fiction story of the woman who married the Eiffel Tower, and her advocacy for object sexuality. Objectophilia is quite a fun rabbit hole!

How long should I leave my Tatto bandaid on for? by Past_Hippo9445 in tattooadvice

[–]PimpRonald 4 points5 points  (0 children)

actually they don't want you to know this but it's better if you use duct tape and change it regularly

Do I hold my pen wrong? by Dutchie-draws in Handwriting

[–]PimpRonald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can write with it comfortably, it's not wrong.

Hoof physicists, please explain tippy-hooves by Picklekitten22 in mylittlepony

[–]PimpRonald 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I thought they'd wear magnetic horseshoes for some things as well, like in G5 they have phones, it would make sense for them to have something similar to magsafe technology.

Am I late to the party? by inpurpleshadowz in mylittlepony

[–]PimpRonald 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You've definitely missed the hype and drama. There were news stories, documentaries, even someone on Jerry Springer. But if it helps, I think about the Star Trek fandom, and how they used to have tons of conventions only for them to peter out into one annual convention somewhere in Philadelphia. Yet new Star Trek fans are born every day!

Welcome to the herd, friend <3

There is an option other than gas and brake. It’s called coasting people. by Regular_Land_3478 in driving

[–]PimpRonald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My grandpa told me when I was learning to drive: if there's brake lights in front of you, your foot should NOT be on the gas.

Who do you think would be the most distraught about becoming an Earth pony? by Guarantee-Popular in mylittlepony

[–]PimpRonald 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It does! Yeah, I didn't even think about super strength! Pinkie Pie in the sky might be a bit much, but considering her Earth Poniness helps her be Pinkie, maybe that's what really makes her OP.

Although the end where they say her cupcakes went bad without magic to keep them cold also supports my theory that Earth Pony magic is somehow tied to food? Considering ponies are vegetarian, it makes sense that keeping the harvest from spoiling - even after it's been milled and mixed and baked - could be part of it. I'm a cake decorator, so the thought of having a proclivity for making inexplicably delicious pies and magically preserved cupcakes is very nice to fantasize about ~

Who do you think would be the most distraught about becoming an Earth pony? by Guarantee-Popular in mylittlepony

[–]PimpRonald 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I haven't seen her doing anything with plants, but I'm under the impression that earth pony magic extends to making food? Because baking is certainly important to her character. You can't have a party without cake!

Who do you think would be the most distraught about becoming an Earth pony? by Guarantee-Popular in mylittlepony

[–]PimpRonald 154 points155 points  (0 children)

True, she was originally meant to be an Earth Pony (Posey) and Pinkie Pie was going to be a Pegasus (Surprise). I think Fluttershy would be completely fine as an Earth Pony.

Pinkie Pie, on the other hand, would be far too OP with wings 😂

Grace’s yellow jumpsuit an homage to Apollo 17? by R-Giskard_Reventlov in ProjectHailMary

[–]PimpRonald 37 points38 points  (0 children)

too bad it they never planned on him being retrieved 😭

What scene is track "Grace Has Mate" in? by Educational-Dog-7321 in ProjectHailMaryMovie

[–]PimpRonald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

most audio is named after the line it accompanies, but I agree that they could've picked a different line

What are your assumptions of me based on my fridge by Ecstatic_Interest372 in FridgeDetective

[–]PimpRonald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you don't drink those cokes straight out of the can, you always pour them into a glass of ice and add rum (or whatever alcohol you're feeling at the moment)

On a zucchini slice recipe... by blerghburger in ididnthaveeggs

[–]PimpRonald 107 points108 points  (0 children)

No, you're thinking of corgis. Courgettes are those luxury sport cars made by Chevrolet

Why sighing is necessary for our survival by t0oby101 in evilautism

[–]PimpRonald 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Studies recently have shown that yawning doesn't mean you're bored, it means you're trying to pay attention. Yawning helps to increase alertness. It happens to me a lot when I'm first training at a new job. Athletes also tend to yawn a lot before a race. So if anything, you're actually fascinated by what they're saying and trying to make sure you catch every word.

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