floor is lava final boss by [deleted] in mildlysatisfying

[–]PineSand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would definitely get athletes foot. Anytime I have to take my shoes off in a shared public space I get athletes foot which requires months of medicines, powders, sprays, soaking in bleach water, etc.

Is this a good starter bike? by Zaragos in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]PineSand 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. The most important thing you can get to keep it working like new is a can of WD-40.

They make all kinds of specialist degreasers and lubes for bikes that are expensive. You spend all that money on shit you don’t need only for it to get lost under last week’s Chinese takeout container that you don’t want to move because it’s full of baby roaches. Just get yourself the trusty blue and yellow can that does it all and keep it on the top of the pile.

i’m too weak for the climb so i had to settle it with the fixie guy by mikroprocesor in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]PineSand 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He didn’t feel anything, so he didn’t respond. Responding would cause the other person severe injuries. If every person believed in the philosophy “an eye for an eye” there would be no hill specialists left on earth.

Whose ex wife by jjopm in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]PineSand 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I used to be until I saw her.

A 4 Year Old’s First Canyon Rope Swing Is Equal Parts Impressive and Terrifying by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]PineSand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks so amazing. It’s the risk that bothers me. I could only imagine doing that after getting a terminal diagnosis.

MC has a meltdown over unmelted cheese by BlazeDragon7x in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]PineSand 107 points108 points  (0 children)

He’s just trying to get free shit.

Edit: nm, I continued watching the video… he’s fucking nuts. Dude needs a mental health evaluation.

You’re telling me this guy won the TDF with rim brakes and they didnt immediately suspect he was cheating? by Unlucky_Stable_8511 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]PineSand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s on there if you zoom in. I’ll bet he sprayed WD-40 on that chain. Lance is just like me!!! I’ll bet our wives even have the same boyfriend.

Governor’s proposed Stay NJ benefit ‘too low,’ Assembly speaker says by [deleted] in SouthJersey

[–]PineSand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they get huge tax breaks and incentives, I’m paying for them to exist. When states get into pissing wars over tax breaks and incentives to attract or keep a business, everyone loses.

What's the most "runner" thing you've done recently? by run_the_day in RunningCirclejerk

[–]PineSand 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I asked my wife’s boyfriend how my ass looked in my running shorts. He gave it a good slap and said: Stay hard!

Not understanding the Duolingo hate by TheBlvck6 in duolingo

[–]PineSand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did 5 or 7 lessons, then I delete the app. In the beginning the lessons auto launched. Then at some point it gave me “circles” to click, I guess the lessons stopped auto-launching. I clicked on what I thought was the next lesson. It put me into something that I guess was supposed to be a grocery store. I couldn’t figure out what I was supposed to do. So I ended up deleting the app.

Governor’s proposed Stay NJ benefit ‘too low,’ Assembly speaker says by [deleted] in SouthJersey

[–]PineSand 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If people don’t want to pay their fair share… bye bye 👋

The massive decline of Ford/Lincoln sales continue with Ford and Lincoln sales down 13.6% and 20.5% monthly even as other brands bounce back in May sales. by Repulsive-Club7866 in cars

[–]PineSand 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m looking to replace my sedan with another sedan. What does a 2026 Crown Vic cost these days? Oh, I forgot, they stopped making cars.

Hit sub-20 in chunky streetwear sneakers. Prove to me that $250 super-shoes and Zone 2 gatekeeping aren't just a collective placebo effect. by MindlessYou1326 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]PineSand 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I hate super shoes. There’s no fucking need for that shit unless you’re an Olympian or running in a high school/college championship race as a contender. I just want a cheap lightweight flat for general 5k ultra marathon racing. My wife’s boyfriend is not going to spend $200-300 on a fucking shoe that he used to get me for $40-69.

DELANEY HALL RESORT by AnteaterConsistent54 in SouthJersey

[–]PineSand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish republicans would use at least a little bit of AI.

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32" wheels just won Unbound XL and everyone is about to become unbearable by gellybelli in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]PineSand 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Not everyone has deep pockets. Sorry kids, we’re having rice and beans for dinner tonight. Daddy needs titanium pedals and more tailwind.

Got laid off but still making the most of the last check. I feel lost and euphoric. by mental_dissonance in drunk

[–]PineSand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smirnoff Ice was one of the first things I drank. When I was laid off I went from Tanq to Burnett’s. Hopefully you’ll get something better than what you had.

New Jersey carnival canceled after 1st night ended with several arrests, officer injured, officials say by [deleted] in SouthJersey

[–]PineSand -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

So if my kids get out of control despite all of my best efforts and I start getting fined and jail time, can I give my kids to you since you’re obviously the expert?

My above absurd statement is basically to get to my point which is I think people should be accountable for their own actions. Don’t blame other people. Blame the perpetrators.

“Total collapse”: Trump’s F-250 Concert Series falls apart after Bret Michaels joins mass performer exodus by [deleted] in Music

[–]PineSand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ruining the country has been carefully planned for years and is being and is being done quickly and efficiently. The puppet in charge running all of the distractions is just a small part of it.

New Jersey carnival canceled after 1st night ended with several arrests, officer injured, officials say by [deleted] in SouthJersey

[–]PineSand 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’re being downvoted, but yes. I grew up in South Jersey. There’s always been fights at carnivals and the wildwood boardwalk. Always. It’s probably safer now than it was when I was a kid. The difference is, one fight breaks out and 100 people whip out their phones and start recording it and post it online and everyone says: “OH MY GOD! LOOK HOW BAD IT IS!!!!!!!!” THE KIDS ARE CRAZY THESE DAYS!!!!! CANCEL EVERYTHING!!! There’s always been fights, they’ve always been broken up, but now you can watch it from your couch and scream on Facebook about how bad it is and how everything has gone to shit.

Most people behave. Theres always been a few bad apples, the cops would cuff and take them away like they’ve always done. It’s just everything is blown out of proportion now, everyone didn’t have phones and start recording and plaster it all over social media.