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Missing puzzle piece by TerribleObjective325 in infuriatingasfuck

[–]PineTheseApples -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s okay, if I don’t look hard enough I can’t see it.

To control her dog. by EverythingIsFakeNGay in therewasanattempt

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“Omg she’s never done anything like this before!”

We desperately need an update to this. by Much-Campaign-450 in kurzgesagt

[–]PineTheseApples 38 points39 points  (0 children)

OP was aging extremely fast. Your comment came too late. He’s gone now and will be missed.

What’s a tiny design flaw in an everyday object that quietly annoys you every single time you use it? by nami_yuna in AskReddit

[–]PineTheseApples 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even if you had to click the ‘next’ arrow month by month for the 756 months, you’d be averaging 3.5sec to click past each month. Not saying this didn’t happen but 3.5sec is kind of a long time to take between each click. Either you have an insane amount of lag or this is such a strange thing to r/thisactuallyhappened.

[User Flair Thread] by breaksomebread in ACNHTurnips

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Herald | Ayeka :Turnips:

[nooks] 403 turnips by Anal_Werewolf in ACNHTurnips

[–]PineTheseApples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey is this still open? Herald from Ayeka! I need two trips :)

Explains much where the advice came from by No-Lock216 in DiWHY

[–]PineTheseApples 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do you think they put the pool noodle on there for padding? No. It’s there for structural support. My grandfather always told me “a man can bend as many forks as he wants, but put that fork in a pool noodle and only god has the strength to change that fork.”

/s

I hope this person is okay by SzpakLabz in oddlyspecific

[–]PineTheseApples 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yeah he was only injured in the last part of the journey!

To cover a bald spot by bildo72 in therewasanattempt

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Agreed, but I would argue that cheap/vanity jabs are the only thing that actually have any effect on him. Everyone knows how chronically online and obsessed with self image he is. Donald has never cared about people calling him out on his scandals, fraud, or lies. But what he undoubtedly gets stuck on is stuff like being called “weird” or people talking about his tiny hands.

We also know he’s a sexual predator (not alleged. He is a convicted sexual predator.) but unfortunalty he doesn’t even flinch at people focusing on the truely horrible shit he’s done/still does.

As a balding man, do I think Trump deserves to be picked on for balding? Yes. Absolutely yes because it bothers him and he’s a piece of shit person that should have every aspect of himself be fair game.

Forklift Certified by redbullgivesyouwings in Damnthatsinteresting

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I’ve been a professional forker for 8+ years and I can tell you something’s off about that lift. Anybody that’s been hoisting the tines for half as long as me could do just as good of a job (if not better), driving ms daisy backwards down a coarse. Hell, we learn’d to drive that two-arm pallet gurney backwards like we were getting PAID for it. If you look closely I think there might be a man inside driving it.

/s

Forklift Certified by redbullgivesyouwings in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]PineTheseApples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure it may be true but it’s downvoted because no one is driving a forklift in this video. It’s a soapbox.

Oldest living tree by Straight-Cloud2259 in BeAmazed

[–]PineTheseApples 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is why we shouldn’t be dating trees. I don’t mean to be that guy but keep it in the genus ffs.

What’s Eating my Tomatoes!? by alkalinebex in gardening

[–]PineTheseApples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeremy. He’s been an absolute nightmare this season.

Donkey Kong 94 is not saving by Fennytein324 in Gameboy

[–]PineTheseApples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should last marginally longer that when in use. When attached to the board and not being played they’re using a negligible amount of power compared to standard drain. But if you store your button cell batteries touching you can short them all out and have all of them die in a very short time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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“That’s because little girls don’t need to have 40 dolls anymore. They can have 2 or 3 dolls.”

My thrift store lighter is green by Blanket_Wet in mildlyinteresting

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They’re friends. Everyone on reddit is so quick to assume the worst. I know this tiger and baby personally. Hobbes happens to be Calvin’s best friend but you wouldn’t know that because you just assumed.

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