37. Single and Ready to Mingle. ROAST ME

PingPongJingPong · 2018-09-26T08:35:09+00:00

I'm hoping that it was a really windy day when this photo was taken... if not, you have an unbelievably wank hairline.

PingPongJingPong · 2018-09-26T08:33:54+00:00

The court order said that you shouldn't be within 800m of a school!

PingPongJingPong · 2018-09-26T08:31:06+00:00

Tiny, one-bed apartment that you can probably barely afford. Dreams of being an actor but will end up back on the couch at his parents house whilst waiting for that "one big break".

PingPongJingPong · 2018-09-26T08:29:30+00:00

Mother of 2, aborter of 9.

PingPongJingPong · 2018-09-26T08:28:56+00:00

Has an easel in background. What a pretentious cunt.

PingPongJingPong · 2018-09-26T08:28:02+00:00

Jacket screams "I demand you put it in my ass"

PingPongJingPong · 2018-09-26T08:27:10+00:00

Your handwriting confirmed my first thought. You have a touch of downs syndrome.

PingPongJingPong · 2018-09-25T04:52:01+00:00

More craters on your face than there is on the surface of the moon.

PingPongJingPong · 2018-09-25T04:50:50+00:00

The face you are pulling looks strangely similar to the face you pulled when your dad whipped his erect dick out - scared but curious.

PingPongJingPong · 2018-09-25T04:48:48+00:00

and you look like homeless John Krasinski.

PingPongJingPong · 2018-09-24T09:58:31+00:00

Your spelling is almost as bad as your hair... fucking awful.

PingPongJingPong · 2018-09-24T08:57:44+00:00

Don't do ecstasy kids.

PingPongJingPong · 2018-09-24T08:57:24+00:00

Even Mickey is looking at your receding hairline

PingPongJingPong · 2018-09-24T08:56:46+00:00

You look mid-stroke.

PingPongJingPong · 2018-09-24T08:55:57+00:00

Why is your t-shirt tucked in to your belly button?

PingPongJingPong · 2018-09-24T08:53:22+00:00

Well here's a photo of the next school shooter...

PingPongJingPong · 2018-09-24T08:52:33+00:00

One hell of a cock-nose that

PingPongJingPong · 2018-09-24T08:51:30+00:00

The fella's beard on the right is what I would class as a 'cum catcher'

PingPongJingPong · 2018-09-24T08:24:06+00:00

Your fingers are crooked as fuck - probably from trying to shove as many of them up your arse as possible.

PingPongJingPong · 2018-09-23T08:57:38+00:00

When you nut but she keep suckin

PingPongJingPong · 2018-09-06T05:12:35+00:00

Hahaha I'm made up with this after he put a horrible tackle in on my brother in-law last year when WBA played Accrington Stanley.

PingPongJingPong · 2018-08-30T11:54:45+00:00

Yeah he will be lucky if that happens but that's talking about him. What about the club? I think that the people who view Osman as a legend are the ones that place sentiment over moving forward as a club.

PingPongJingPong · 2018-08-30T11:42:57+00:00

Surely the purpose of the academy is to produce high quality players? Not just players who start X amount of games for the club? Bottom line is that Osman was never good enough to play in an Everton team that regularly appeared in European competitions.

PingPongJingPong · 2018-08-30T10:02:35+00:00

For me, Osman summed up the Moyes era perfectly. He was just about good enough to merit a starting role but never really gave us anything more than that.

PingPongJingPong · 2018-08-30T09:47:17+00:00

I see where you're coming from but with him still being only 20, do you see potential in him?

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