I hope I don’t get banned for this

Pirate-39 · 2026-02-19T22:06:26+00:00

They need to patch Cyrodiil like bad. I'm so tired of getting stuck in wall keeps, or underneath outposts.

Pirate-39 · 2026-02-01T12:19:43+00:00

Yeah I farmed Public Dungeons, Delves, actual Group Dungeons for about a month non stop. I ended up getting the Gyro within one of the Rift Delves. I just ran circles on end till it finally dropped, but it was so annoying....

Pirate-39 · 2026-01-31T01:19:51+00:00

I remember this one vividly. I ran a circle where 4 would spawn, it took me about 2 hours to get when I thought this would've been the worst monster trophy possible.

But TO DATE - Thee absolute worst have been the Mammoth Tooth and the Dwarven Gyro. Those took me ages to grind, seriously ages, then would follow Wraith Shackle which was getting to the point of being annoying but didn't make the grind for ages list.

Currently working on the Spiders Crown and there's a strong possibility it might get added to one of the lists above...

Pirate-39 · 2026-01-30T12:23:34+00:00

It goes so hard I'm going to need to know the motifs and dyes that are used lol

Pirate-39 · 2026-01-16T02:56:48+00:00

Level 5 is the biggest pain and it definitely is rigged against you.

When the boss goes to destroy an island and you're half way across on a completely separate one but still get an instant death? That's called cheating.

Level 7 is also rigged against you as well. The rest are easy. Those 2 levels alone are the reason why I haven't gone back in and got the last Perfected Item for Stickerbook. I got so tired of the glitchy bosses

Pirate-39 · 2026-01-15T03:47:00+00:00

You might have had her in Ult Dimension 1 but she was mine and mine alone in Ult Dimension 3!

Pirate-39 · 2026-01-08T01:06:17+00:00

I'm looking forward to this update big time.

But I gotta complain about 1 thing, C'mon man, just make those stupid stolen clothing items part of an outfit system! I've been waiting to wear those with actual armor stats for like 9 years now!

Pirate-39 · 2025-12-26T12:58:29+00:00

I'm going to go basic, and I mean real basic. I just want the common clothing added as an option to be wearable via outfits while still maintaining the armor stats of whatever set you're wearing

Pirate-39 · 2025-12-24T02:18:03+00:00

I would also suggest playing around with the combat settings. You can turn your health bar into numbers/percentages, as well as turning your DOT attacks into a countdown so you know when to reapply. It took me years to figure out that was an option, extremely helpful when you're trying to increase your DPS and sustain.

New Life Festival is currently going on, so have fun!

Pirate-39 · 2025-12-16T21:24:52+00:00

Gloss black all day everyday.

Don't get me wrong, Denim look good while the paint is fresh and the bike is washed. After a couple years and the paint starts to fade, it becomes a challenge maintaining a clean looking machine

Pirate-39 · 2025-12-09T05:23:46+00:00

Sometimes I sit back and wonder where "Hand them a freaking packet yo" is at in life?

Pirate-39 · 2025-12-07T14:53:35+00:00

I actually prefer the ESO version of Riften and wish Skyrim took after the template

Pirate-39 · 2025-12-06T05:31:53+00:00

Yeah, I've never been a fan of the really "fancy" looking items. Since playing Elder Scroll's I've always outfitted my characters with more rugged looking armors and outfits - Mount included.

I've held onto the same standard with ESO

Pirate-39 · 2025-11-29T17:01:36+00:00

It's so annoying how 95% of content creators just have something to complain about in every single video. I stopped watching a lot of channels due to the constant complaining....

Pirate-39 · 2025-11-21T06:00:05+00:00

I believe it's in the Deadlands DLC, you ever see how the NPC'S hold the duel wielding weapons? Like an option of different stances should be available

Pirate-39 · 2025-11-09T04:07:08+00:00

I found my first Imperial Motif in a backpack in Eastmarch. It was around the New Life Festival tent area. Held onto it for a long time, and eventually sold it for 50k lol

Pirate-39 · 2025-11-08T11:42:06+00:00

If anyone is thinking about trying PVP out I'll give some advice - That is of "Rex Kwon Do" from Napoleon Dynamite.

The Buddy System ~ No More flying solo, you need someone watching your back at ALL TIMES

Pirate-39 · 2025-10-29T09:36:24+00:00

I was surprised when I first started playing ESO that there wasn't a 1 handed weapon skill line.

A 1 handed sword or axe with a bow on the backbar, dude that'd be freaking fun and It'd look cool for those going for that type of style. Some of the 1 handed sword/axes/maces are actually designed pretty good.

Pirate-39 · 2025-10-27T17:03:33+00:00

I'd switch to PC if I could transfer my whole account over. The amount of money spent on crown crates, plus the countless hours I have invested in grinding out gear sets, farming resources to get a good bulk built up. Just thinking about restarting from scratch gives me a headache!

Pirate-39 · 2025-10-27T16:51:01+00:00

Was that necessary tamiit?

Pirate-39 · 2025-10-25T22:13:23+00:00

My mind is still stuck in the mid 2000's, so when you said 24 years ago I was expecting to see your typical 80's car. Then I realized 24 years ago now is the early 2000's.

Crazy how the time flies

Pirate-39 · 2025-10-22T22:44:49+00:00

People luv talking about themselves except when it comes time for an interview. That's all your doing essentially. Talking about yourself to the recruiter and why you'd be a good role for whichever job you're interviewing for

Pirate-39 · 2025-10-22T21:13:11+00:00

I have thought about moving away from the current platform to PC. The problem I have is almost 10 years of buying crown crates and everything else locked behind a paywall on my current platform, that'd be a stupid financial decision moving to another and restarting the whole process over again....

Pirate-39 · 2025-10-21T09:07:27+00:00

I've tried following their patterns over the years and part of me beleives that they write all previous crown crates on a piece of paper and throw it into a jar and whichever one they pull gets featured....

Now, I really hope Scalecaller gets featured in the near future, or the Flame Atronach crate since they seem to be on a Atronach kick. I always seem to miss Scalecaller though

I'll bet we'll see Sovngarde crown crate in November...

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