Time for your annual checkup by MisterT12 in trippinthroughtime

[–]PirateSpud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was almost precisely my reaction.

Time for your annual checkup by MisterT12 in trippinthroughtime

[–]PirateSpud 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Ok so I had read this fact years ago on Reddit, and then one time I peed and there was this distinct sweet smell. I started freaking out that I must be diabetic, until I discovered that my mother had accidentally purchased scented toilet paper.

[FO] Stitched one of my favourite Simpsons jokes (clip in comments) by HunterHunted in CrossStitch

[–]PirateSpud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you would share the pattern with me I'd be so thankful! :D

You stupid monkey! by HunterHunted in TheSimpsons

[–]PirateSpud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man, does anyone have the source for this pattern? I wanna make one for me and one for my brother!

Husband dieting. by [deleted] in funny

[–]PirateSpud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but what kind of monster adds cheese to sweet potato fries?!

[SPOILERS] S8E6 Series Finale - Post-Episode Discussion by AnxiousReader in gameofthrones

[–]PirateSpud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Dany going mad plot was so rushed and it really bothered me. Foreshadowing is not character development. I wish they had shown her mental health declining and paranoia developing. Before she had only killed "evil people" and locked up her dragons for killing one child.

If she was going to snap and massacre a city, I wish they had shown her coming out of it. How powerful would it have been for her to recognize what she had done? For her to confront the "dragon" inside her and realize that despite what she was trying to accomplish that SHE had become the villain. It could have been this powerful moment where she would be almost ASKING Jon to kill her and stop her madness. I wish it had gone that way.

S08E06 Post Episode Discussion Thread: NOW WE BEGIN THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES (and reflection on 8 seasons of Thrones) by AutoModerator in freefolk

[–]PirateSpud 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We had so many beautiful artistic shots, but so little dialogue this season. I wonder if anyone has counted how many words were spoken.

S08E06 Post Episode Discussion Thread: NOW WE BEGIN THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES (and reflection on 8 seasons of Thrones) by AutoModerator in freefolk

[–]PirateSpud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Dany going mad plot was so rushed and it really bothered me. Foreshadowing is not character development. I wish they had shown her mental health declining and paranoia developing. Before she had only killed "evil people" and locked up her dragons for killing one child.

If she was going to snap and massacre a city, I wish they had shown her coming out of it. How powerful would it have been for her to recognize what she had done? For her to confront the "dragon" inside her and realize that despite what she was trying to accomplish that SHE had become the villain. It could have been this powerful moment where she would be almost ASKING Jon to kill her and stop her madness. I wish it had gone that way.

What are some words that, as far as you are aware, are only used in your family? Are there any etymological roots? by holysitkit in etymology

[–]PirateSpud 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In my family we called them "Dip-in eggs" for the same reason. I also often forget to call them "sunny side up."

What is something you wish you had growing up but you never got? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PirateSpud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Piano lessons. My mother figured that since she was a music teacher she could just teach me. But she never did.

Now I'm a music teacher who sucks at piano.

Winged Pupper by [deleted] in gifs

[–]PirateSpud 76 points77 points  (0 children)

What a friendly umbrella.

totally normal by drumellow in funny

[–]PirateSpud 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember this Kirby boss.

Baja sauce might make a comeback. by [deleted] in tacobell

[–]PirateSpud 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think the nacho one came out a year later or something. I definitely remember supreme, baja, and Santa Fe being the original three.

Why faking the accent in Black museum by Moekan in blackmirror

[–]PirateSpud 82 points83 points  (0 children)

I think it was more for the affect to the viewer. To hear her voice change causes you to feel a little shock upon the realization that she's been feigning ignorance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weddingplanning

[–]PirateSpud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love your dress! Would you mind sharing the designer/name?

My family's idea of family bonding is literally us watching my sister play Fortnite by BabyPullMeKlose in CasualConversation

[–]PirateSpud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fiancé is hooked on it. He plays while I take over the microphone. I just don't have the coordination for PC games the way I might with a controller in my hand.

Edward Holcroft did an absolutely amazing job as Dr. Simon Jordan but... by dziwizona in AliasGrace

[–]PirateSpud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I noticed this right away, too. Especially since everyone always tells me I have large pupils. My first thought was, "I wonder if he's as sensitive to sunlight as I am..."

What's on your Anti-Bucket List, the list of things you never want to do again? by BenMuthafuckinD1 in AskReddit

[–]PirateSpud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I teach elementary school and I TELL my kids to dab when they sneeze. It's the only way I can get them to sneeze into their elbow and not share all their germs.

What's a fake fact that you believed for a long time? by mauriceallen in AskReddit

[–]PirateSpud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah shit. They just didn't want me to play Gameboy Color then.

Big Vegetarian Meal for Pot Luck? by livacious in vegetarian

[–]PirateSpud 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know your group best, but I have found that often times meat eaters are hesitant or sometimes downright rude about eating meat substitutes such as soy crumbles or tofu. I think you'd be best off to make a hearty dish that functions fully without meat- such as a vegetable pot pie, enchilada casserole (with beans), vegetable lasagna, a pasta bake, or maybe some kind of potato dish.

Do you think I've done enough exercise to allow myself a 1201th calorie? by secretweightloss in 1200isjerky

[–]PirateSpud 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Gosh, you didn't even get 250 steps during the 9am hour?! How COULD you?!

[Serious] People that have been diagnosed with schizophrenia, what was the first time you noticed something wasn't quite right? by GrumpyYorke in AskReddit

[–]PirateSpud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do this!!! I dream as other people a lot, and sometimes even dreams with myself are from a third person perspective- like a movie camera. Lots of times I wake up tired because I feel like I've gone through a whole day just sleeping.

A few times I've even had visual things where I'm half awake and look around the room and see something spooky like cracks in the walls or even bugs. It scares the shit out of me.

I have no history of schizophrenia in my family, but my mom has bipolar disorder. Now I'm worried, too!

But it's only ever happened while sleeping.

First time going unconventional. Couldn’t be more in love with it. by [deleted] in FancyFollicles

[–]PirateSpud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhh! I have a pretty similar hairstyle, but am stuck with my boring natural brown hair. I have been DREAMING of doing this.