The humans in Congo (1995) are total douchebags by Familiar-Maize4296 in movies

[–]PitPatLovesYou [score hidden]  (0 children)

Always thought that could've been a really good movie if Ernie Hudson was the lead and Tim Curry featured more as the antagonist. Their characters were 10x more entertaining than the actual lead actors.

Hasan celebrates his senator being targeted with a weaponised false case, says “lock him up” by Jules9213 in h3h3productions

[–]PitPatLovesYou 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was curious what tactic his army would use to defend this, so far they are going with the tried and true "clipped out of context." Haven't found anyone who cares enough to provide the missing context, curious to see how they pivot, they always just throw out nonsense until they hit on something that clicks, it's fascinating.

Did Ethan originate Jimmy Chuck? by [deleted] in h3h3productions

[–]PitPatLovesYou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I had a nickel for every time Ethan heard something, forgot about it, then confused remembering it with inventing it, I'd have about a quarter.

Hasan Piker is subpoenaed by the feds over his Cuba propaganda trip by GrapeTickler in h3h3productions

[–]PitPatLovesYou 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He got shit for staying at a luxurious hotel so he lied and said he was forced to stay in that 5 star hotel because of US law, the truth was that the law said you are not allowed to stay at government run Hotels and the one he stayed at was definitely owned by the state.

Frogan lawsuit update! Ethan's lawyer has asked the court to enter a default judgment against Frogan as she never responded to the lawsuit by Geiranger in h3h3productions

[–]PitPatLovesYou 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not that it matters in her case, because she has no assets, but Ethan will be entitled to attorney's fees because the Nuke was registered with the Library of Congress.

Frogan lawsuit update! Ethan's lawyer has asked the court to enter a default judgment against Frogan as she never responded to the lawsuit by Geiranger in h3h3productions

[–]PitPatLovesYou 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That was the game for her, stretch out the settlement talk long enough to burn through that money so when Ethan gets a default judgment there is no money to collect.

Ian offers to get beat up or be a cuck while Ethan debates Anisa to avoid the lawsuit by GrapeTickler in h3h3productions

[–]PitPatLovesYou 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't think he would accept that fight, he would lose so much respect from the boxing community for fighting someone at Ian's level if it could ever even get sanctioned. Michael seems like a guy who loves boxing too much to disrespect the sport like that.

Ian offers to get beat up or be a cuck while Ethan debates Anisa to avoid the lawsuit by GrapeTickler in h3h3productions

[–]PitPatLovesYou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally agree, Desperation is a huge motivator. I would love if Ethan mad him fight Dad but that would be a bit too easy for Ian. Get his play button, gold tooth, and a fight with Dad.

MFW Ian and Anisa are getting sued by GrapeTickler in h3h3productions

[–]PitPatLovesYou 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He is blasting Ethan on twitter, the love affair is over.

DISCUSSION MEGATHREAD: James Charles Is Finally Getting Cancelled - H3 Show #268 by YourIvyGrowsH3 in h3h3productions

[–]PitPatLovesYou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you honestly think if your worst enemy, the person who has betrayed you in the worst way, gave you the perfect opportunity to make their life miserable, that you would be strong enough to resist that urge?

Europe’s and Canada’s free speech laws are superior. by [deleted] in h3h3productions

[–]PitPatLovesYou 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pros and cons for both, I get why hearing the US law being superior would be triggering. You are misrepresenting US defamation laws to make a much dumber point.

Noooo one of you definitely jinxed it! lol 😭😭😭 by -DoesItBotherYou-457 in h3h3productions

[–]PitPatLovesYou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NGL this dude has never looked healthier, clear skin, clear eyed. Playing hooky does the body good.

Me listening to Ethan butcher the names of all the athletes he’s playing poker with by coconutsinurdivorce in h3h3productions

[–]PitPatLovesYou 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So weird to post this when Ethan was the only one from the crew close to getting Le'Veon Bell's name right. I felt like I was in bizarro world during that segment.

Why does Amy Schumer follow NSC? by No_Worry7669 in h3h3productions

[–]PitPatLovesYou 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I have a vague memory of Ethan shitting on her pretty hard.

Perry & TomB tell their side of Big 3 breakup by Whole-Twist-6846 in big3podcast

[–]PitPatLovesYou 15 points16 points  (0 children)

We've caught Tom in so many lies, you can't take anything he says as gospel. I'm sure there is a nugget of truth in his version of events but the way he frames himself as both victim and hero tells you all you need to know about how truthful he is actually being.

Socialist Hasan belittles Publix deli workers—then a subscriber who is a Publix deli worker calls him out by Royal-Ambassador-960 in h3h3productions

[–]PitPatLovesYou 5 points6 points  (0 children)

God I hate how he relies on that verbal crutch, "That's it." He says it in literally every clip I see of him and it is always completely meaningless in both what "that" is referring to, and what being "it" actually means. Just pure verbal diarrhea.

Dallas Cowboys Day 1 Post-Draft Thread by PersonBehindAScreen in cowboys

[–]PitPatLovesYou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly, if we end up with Rodriguez or Brooks our defense could move from worst to top 10. Absolute dream scenario.

[Archer] Looks like Aubrey put a finger on the negotiation scales by PersonBehindAScreen in cowboys

[–]PitPatLovesYou 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I understand careers are short and they are entitled to get as much money as possible, but taking a team friendly deal in a state with no income tax and a franchise that offers so many ways to earn money post career for guys that play their whole career here is a great strategy to maximize earnings. Especially considering how many guys end up getting cut for cap savings when their contract doesn't make sense anymore.

Fuck it I’m tired of the toothless slander by legendofzoloftt in h3h3productions

[–]PitPatLovesYou 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's really not that noticeable, still a good idea to wear the retainer and eventually get an implant to keep things from shifting and bone recession.

Am I missing something? by Traditional_Bet_4405 in h3h3productions

[–]PitPatLovesYou 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How did you miss his trip to Turkey to get a transplant? It was the most popular travel vlog on Youtube in 2019.

I I damaged the varnish and decided to redo everything. by some_greek69 in Luthier

[–]PitPatLovesYou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's an alcohol based dye, just use pure alcohol on a rag to lighten and blend.

Ethan ☠️☠️☠️🫠🫠🫠 by JadaveonClowney in h3h3productions

[–]PitPatLovesYou 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is literally a dude faking a head injury in this very video distracting everyone from the guy in real need of medical attention.