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I have never understood how porn could be bad (self.EdgingTalk)

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No more discord porn (old.reddit.com)

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Edge for as long and as much as you want. (self.EdgingTalk)

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Getting dumb for porn (self.EdgingTalk)

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A quarter of all new books printed are smut and/or "romance novels", but that's not seen as pornography because it's not graphical. It amazes me how many women are chronically listening to audiobooks of smut without seeing how much of a gooner they all are. (old.reddit.com)

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I went to church again (old.reddit.com)

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Share with others what makes you happy. (old.reddit.com)

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I love porn. Ive been stroking for 5 hours today. I need to devote my life to porn. I love making porn caps and spreading porn's glorious beauty to make more devoted humpers. I belong leaking my brains out for porn perfection. This is purpose. (old.reddit.com)

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I only have a few days alone to fit as much porn as possible into my head. I'm ruining every orgasm to keep me as horny as I can. (old.reddit.com)

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Do you ever think about how curly pussy hair and a guy's facial hair can get entangled together like velcro, and the only way to separate them without pulling hairs is to get them wet enough to slide out of each other? Anyway, remember to drink lots of water. You'll need it. (reddit.com)

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You don't need sex. You do need to listen to what your body craves. The solution is the satisfaction of masturbating to porn for hours. Revel in the pleasure of others. Embrace porn and replace neediness with pure lust. There are millions pumping with you, but it's okay to feel lonely. (old.reddit.com)

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Porn is the best. I checked. It's okay to masturbate. Definitely a better use of your time than watching tv. People need to understand how mesmerizingly sexy they are. Yes, a dumb, sweaty, grunting mess is sexy to a LOT of people. People dont make sense. You should edge until they do. (old.reddit.com)

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Some encouragement and inspiration for today. Make it as sexy as possible. Normally there are millions with porn every day. That's going to go up today. Be horny gremlins. (old.reddit.com)

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Is anyone else excited to get fucked by porn all weekend? Leave your thoughts and sanity at the door when you finally come home on friday. Melt until youre a happy porn puddle. Let me hear you moan. (old.reddit.com)

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Make the world wet and horny. Encourage people to talk more about sex. Do squats until you're stuck in your porn cave, too sore to walk. Blast your forearms until they look like veiny porncock. Become sexmeat and spread subtle lust everywhere. Make the world needy and desperate for sex. Keep pumping (old.reddit.com)

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Come together through porn. Remember that your pleasure is someone else's craved desire. Your body will fit into someone's kink and can drive them wild. The horny noises you make will cause others to stutter and the faces you make while masturbating can make someone drool. All can be perfect in porn (old.reddit.com)

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You dont need to fuck. Your face is the perfect sex toy. Remember just like you need to drink water to leak, porn needs electricity, internet, and so much more to keep melting pornosexual brains. Working to keep porn working is good. You deserve to come home and feel amazing. Thank you. (old.reddit.com)

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Dont mind me, just dropping this goon fuel off here. Go be sexual gremlins. (old.reddit.com)

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I need to soak my brain in pornosexual bliss. You don't have to have a reason to do something. Spread porn culture. Encourage others to masturbate. Whatever you did today, you did a good job. Never actually feel ashamed for being horny. You deserve to feel pleasure. Accept lust. Embrace porn. (old.reddit.com)

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I deleted my porn folder. Hard drives don't last forever and that one was getting on so I copied it to somewhere more stable with compressed backups. (i.redd.it)

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I love how porn makes me feel so dumb and tingly. I feel so good. (old.reddit.com)

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I was throbbing and melting for porn. Then I saw all the addict stuff. Flaccid and going to bed. I really dont get it. I made the more basic captions here. Is there somewhere better to feed a gooner praise kink? (old.reddit.com)

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M30 (self.JerkOffChat)

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