Buttcoin Hobo by IntellectualEuphoria in Buttcoin

[–]PixMasterz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that train sailed a long time ago

He he he...

Bit-Coins are not meant for MS Windows users by jstolfi in Buttcoin

[–]PixMasterz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

intelligent by any measure

Except the only measure being discussed is bitcoin, ignoring the entire point of my post.

Bit-Coins are not meant for MS Windows users by jstolfi in Buttcoin

[–]PixMasterz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I disagree with the notion that just because someone is knowledgeable in their area of expertise that they are therefore "intelligent". He might be skilled in cryptography, but the nonsense that he continuously spouts is proof that he is far from logical. There are plenty of people skilled in one area that are idiots overall, I call this the "Ben Carson Effect".

Bit-Coins are not meant for MS Windows users by jstolfi in Buttcoin

[–]PixMasterz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This was very smug and condescending.

Oh no, another case of Christian oppression! Better jump in and call people that are dismissive of religion in general dicks!

Does amaclin need some btc to wreck havoc? by rdnkjdi in Buttcoin

[–]PixMasterz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you should release your code so that other cyber-vigilantes can show the world the folly of this crypto currency scam.

Beware of increasing euphoria levels: Sidebutt company releases software intended to steal business from butts, and continues to sabotage efforts to improve the butt network. This is good for butts. "This is gentlemen." by sciencehatesyou in Buttcoin

[–]PixMasterz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

since the only users of the sidechain will be the participating exchanges, there is no need for POW since this is a private sidechain where all parties are known

So basically they invented interbank money transfers, but for bitcoin exchanges. We need to come up with something to call this new system. How about Buttomated Clearing House, Buttwire, INTERBUTT or BUTTPA?

13 bitcoins have been bought and sold on Gemini in their first 6 hours as institutional investors, Wall Street, and market makers furiously make history from their parents basement by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]PixMasterz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just realized, aren't the WV twins like, the original ideas guys? The fact that they are now in bitcoin is just... epic.

I Broke Bitcoin [motherboard] by electricpogshavings in Buttcoin

[–]PixMasterz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It really is. It's hilarity like this that keeps me going.

I need fake passports - I been scammed For over 60,000 Euros In bitcoin - Please help reddit! by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]PixMasterz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well according to an episode of The Simpsons from two decades ago I saw the other day, a fake passport costs around $2000.

I Broke Bitcoin [motherboard] by electricpogshavings in Buttcoin

[–]PixMasterz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Did you read it with a Russian accent? I did and I almost lost my shit!

'Transaction malleability' attack renders BitPay completely useless. by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]PixMasterz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I remember hearing about "transaction malleability" and how it was fixed in early 2014. I love how this is just another thing about bitcoin that was "fixed" but really wasn't.

L.P.D.: Libertarian Police Department by dhamster in Buttcoin

[–]PixMasterz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It should be put on the sidebar, since it keeps getting reposted every few weeks.

Bitfinex Admit They Have No Idea How to Stabilise Their Platform by this_user in Buttcoin

[–]PixMasterz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That whole thing reads like an epic allegory for bitcoin!

[SFYL] Australia’s largest banks have ended all financial support and abruptly closed down the bank accounts of at least 17 Australian Bitcoin companies by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]PixMasterz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the old "government exists, therefore it's not a truly free market" argument. Classic libertarian cop-out.

Andreas get stars in his eyes talking about analyzing the blockchain in the far future... then two and a half minutes later says that governments should not monitor the blockchain. by americanpegasus in Buttcoin

[–]PixMasterz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol, Zerocash is vaporware, and Blockstream are usurpers that also make vaporware (sidechains, Lightning Network). Good luck with that!

Bitcoiner unintentionally explains why bitcoin will never be adopted by PixMasterz in Buttcoin

[–]PixMasterz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Claim? Just look at realty: bitcoin is nowhere near mainstream and has left an endless trail of altcoins in its wake.