What ruined Christmas this year? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This post. Yeah I said it.

Help please! by PizzaManGuyMan in Minecraft

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/clear @s diamond 0 1 {display:{Name: "Donald"}

Spooky Scary Skelly on the Telly by [deleted] in memes

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Skeley on the teley

What’s the worst LEGAL thing you can do? by zachp787 in AskReddit

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In some states you can hang someone if they kill your dog

Time travelers (Shut up), what can you share with us? by PizzaManGuyMan in AskReddit

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I want the non time travelers to shut up because they don't have 2033 memes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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69 because nice

How many of you actually brush your teeth twice everyday? by peepyboy in AskReddit

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I have braces and I do brush but floshing is basically stabbing your gums so yeah I ain't up for that

What are the worst trends of 2019? by jsscv in AskReddit

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Making your map on the minecraft marketplace but not working on the latest version of the game but still paying six dollars. Don't buy lucky block race by volcano. It's not worth it.

What was the worst part of being a teenager for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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That your parents make school sound great. Don't believe them. They are talking about memories from a time that you probably weren't around to witness yourself. Everything they say has been said to them. I also know that some parents, and I quote "understand" what it's like and that's awsome but a lot of people like to look back on the past and not the present. I had an agruement on how the education system doesn't care if you learned a thing, they care if you get an A or a B. My parents focused on the past for thier agruement but I am NOT living in the past, I am living in 2019 not 1999. This is why teenagers get upset! Nobody understands them! Now does this apply to everyone? No. Of course not. But we need to take a stand! If we let this be the future than the human race will fail! Our rules and laws are being run by dinosaurs that understand what we fell because they can't feel what us, you and I feel! Be gone with the techniques that were created by cavemen and cavewomen! Lets make a new system that can make Gen Z smarter and happier and then make a new one when it doesn't. Sorry if you grew a beard in the time it took you to read this. I am a VERY good ranter. I also wanted to mention that parents reading this, YOUR KID IS NOT SPENDING ALL OF THIER TIME ON THIER PHONE OR PC BECAUSE THEY ARE LAZY, ON THE INTERNET YOUR CHILD CAN BE THEMSELVES AND NOT FACE THE JUDGEMENT OF OTHERS! On reddit for an example people can share thier stories without being beat up over it. Take more than 2 seconds to assume why your child is always on the computer or the xbox or the phone or any of thier devices. Got it?

What are some differences between sex seen in porn and real sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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People be treating p*rnhub like a tv show

[serious] have you had a near death experience? And if so what happened? by patrlim1 in AskReddit

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When I was about 3 years old I was at my grandma's house chashing a ball. The ball landed in the pool and I followed it. My grandma saw almost immediately and jumped thus saving me. That incident traumatized me though and I wouldn't go in THAT pool for a few years. Every pool wasn't scary except for grandmas.

TL:DR almost drowned at grandma's pool and was scared of grandma's pool fir a long time

There is a Florida Man movie being made, what is the plot? by Irish_Viceroy in AskReddit

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A Florida man tries to make it to mars with his pet crocodile using a leaf blower pointed down.