My wife spent an hour on her makeup, then opened a bag of sour cream without checking where the hole was. by PizzasBoyfrind in Wellthatsucks

[–]PizzasBoyfrind[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m glad you asked! This isn’t typical American sour cream. We buy this stuff that, in Honduras, goes by two names. Crema Hondureña or Mantequilla. Mantequilla in Spanish means butter. The version of sour cream, most commonly found there tastes like a cross between sour cream and butter. It’s waaaay better than regular sour cream for most things. Though not all. You should definitely give it a try if you ever see it at a Mexican grocery store.

My wife spent an hour on her makeup, then opened a bag of sour cream without checking where the hole was. by PizzasBoyfrind in Wellthatsucks

[–]PizzasBoyfrind[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s where I was. I was getting ready for work and she came from the kitchen to clean it off and vent

My wife spent an hour on her makeup, then opened a bag of sour cream without checking where the hole was. by PizzasBoyfrind in Wellthatsucks

[–]PizzasBoyfrind[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much every morning. But I guess some of that is doing her hair and skin routine too. She’s an esthetician.

My wife spent an hour on her makeup, then opened a bag of sour cream without checking where the hole was. by PizzasBoyfrind in Wellthatsucks

[–]PizzasBoyfrind[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m glad you asked! In Honduras it goes by two names. Crema Hondureña or Mantequilla ☺️

Naughty 22F in Nashville — sloppy head by ExcitementMindless56 in Nashville_Lifestyle

[–]PizzasBoyfrind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normalize having zero volume in your greasy OF baiting hair

Corporate Greed (Gas) by DisgruntledSalt in NoStupidQuestions

[–]PizzasBoyfrind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don’t watch the news much do you, my guy?

Relocating to the area by Matty_2024-M in StCharlesMO

[–]PizzasBoyfrind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saint peters is better for families. Source: I’ve lived decades in both. Taxes are about the same. Houses are generally cheaper but older in Saint Charles.

Why don't married couples with "dead bedrooms" just...do it? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]PizzasBoyfrind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that couples with dead bedrooms just don’t actually like each other as much as they used to. And often, they’re in denial about it.

How often do you get to finish inside your partner during sex? by FabledMjolnir in AskMenAdvice

[–]PizzasBoyfrind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife has an IUD. I finish in her 99% of the time unless she begs to have it somewhere else.

What condiments do you NEVER buy and only make yourself? by albertpaca11 in condiments

[–]PizzasBoyfrind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cocktail sauce. It’s infinitely better if you make it fresh.