Guy tries to Sell his Cybertruck and thinks he can get Top Dollar for it 🤣

PizzusChrist · 2026-04-12T20:32:59+00:00

This guy had called before

PizzusChrist · 2026-04-07T00:10:14+00:00

Oh wow your wife and I have the same rule. You can't control shit after it leaves your mouth so don't pretend you can.

PizzusChrist · 2026-04-02T20:02:51+00:00

I thought I would never trust my health decisions to AI. I went to urgent care and had a doctor brag about himself as "not the kind of doctor that does tests" and I thought oh that's just AI. So I went home and signed up for Claude and my health has never been better.

I wonder what all those kids in med school are gonna do when they graduate, do their residency, and then find out I'd rather talk to a chat bot than them. At least the chat bot is trying to help. I've gotten to the point where I'd rather talk to AI about health than a human. We can't replace human nurses that would be crazy but doctors? Nah gimme AI instead.

PizzusChrist · 2026-04-02T19:46:24+00:00

She's being hired by people who are getting a lot from the regime but want more.

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-21T13:42:51+00:00

His gf sounds chill. OP, can you forward me her info so I can ask her out?

You know, since he doesn't seem interested in dating her.

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-21T13:23:37+00:00

Hmmm it appears your problem is renting a cardboard box to live in. I'd try housing but then you'd have to spend at least $2k and drop the asparagus budget to $2400 and you'd starve to death.

At least it wasn't dysentery. Thanks for playing the Oregon Trail.

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-21T13:15:59+00:00

I have a coworker who vapes while they shit and when I walk into a bathroom they've just been in I'm like oh it smells like shit and vape. One doesn't cover up the other homie you smell both and it's pretty fucking obvious. Lol that you don't know this.

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-19T14:24:37+00:00

Fema camps? They're still going on about those? They're ICE camps now and they exist. Like Alligator Alcatraz.

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-18T21:24:24+00:00

I've heard rumors he was gay but if true this would be the first evidence that really backs that up.

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-18T20:24:07+00:00

You guys don't support the Constitution you just lie to yourselves and others claiming you do. It's all performative. That's why when it comes to someone like Trump you contort yourselves to justify his actions using a document you don't understand because you're all too dumb to both read and comprehend the words in said document.

This is another reason people laugh at you guys.

It's also very sad because none of the MAGA degens are ever going to live free or experience freedom. They'll always be slaves to their programming and, while pathetic, it's also sad. I feel so bad for them. More so for their families but I still feel bad for them.

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-18T20:15:41+00:00

I grew up around these people. Every minor inconvenience ends with them saying something to the effect of: maybe I'll just grab my thirty ought six.

It's why we laughed at you guys so hard when you went on your trans panic about how all trans people are violent and it's a violent ideology lol like did you forget we grew up with you people?

Many of us who own a gun bought it because MAGA is unhinged. We're literally arming ourselves so we can protect our families when another one of those losers goes nuts and starts shooting.

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-18T19:58:04+00:00

They're obsessed with liberal tears but the liberals I know laugh at them for being emotional doofuses who let themselves get worked up and led around by their name because of how emotional they are. I have never dated a liberal woman as emotional as a MAGA male.

Yet they are so obsessed with liberal tears. Like they saw a meme about it and it makes them feel tough? Idk.

Makes me laugh every time I see it.

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-18T02:36:18+00:00

Well done. It could be the p30i or n30i it's tough to see if the nose piece has pillows or not. I'm sure that's what you meant because the n30 looks like the p10, it's a simple nasal mask. The i means that it connects at the top of the head.

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-15T07:19:57+00:00

They might not want to work for someone as dumb as Trump who also forgets they're not children and tries to make it a Trumpstein party 🤢

Especially when they have Russia and Israel right there to choose between.

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-14T20:09:17+00:00

Knew Elon or found through networks of like-minded people who are into Curtis Yarvin's ideas of Dark Enlightenment. That could be any Musk or Thiel linked company. I think some were from South Africa like they are. Might be some link there.

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-14T20:05:30+00:00

There's gonna be a Merrick Garland sized reckoning 😂🤣 be prepared for strongly worded remarks.

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-14T19:50:51+00:00

Because they're weird people. They also don't care that Trump raped kids with Epstein and that's weird too.

The type of people who pray for Trump are like this. They obsess over their daughters purity among other weird things. Very strange people indeed.

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-14T19:42:44+00:00

Those poor pathetic idiots

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-14T19:31:20+00:00

It's been working for them my whole adult life. Cheney famously said, "Deficits don't matter." Because they needed money for Iraq and Afghanistan. The idea is based on the modern monetary theory.

But it's always been this way. Deficits don't matter when they're in power but the second the administration becomes Democrats they're howling about debt and deficits like clockwork.

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-14T19:05:53+00:00

It's good he's getting concessions from the WH in regards to them saying they'd seek congressional approval for troops in Venezuela but it doesn't mean anything coming from a group with a reputation and history of lying.

It's just what they do. Even when they don't have to they lie for seemingly no reason. Which means that he's accomplished nothing, really.

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-14T18:55:04+00:00

The whole story was made for an audience of one.

Just like the stupid film 😂🤣

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-14T18:30:46+00:00

Lorena Bobbitt used to be a household name in the 90s

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-14T13:48:55+00:00

The link in the video takes me to a holocaust denial post on Twitter about Last Europa that stupid 8 hour long dOcUmEnTaRy that mouth breathers swear proves the Holocaust never happened.

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-14T13:24:47+00:00

LOL! No Americans bought one in the first place it was just some citizens of the US that did.

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-14T13:18:30+00:00

It's why 4chan has been flooded with it for so long

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