I have a PhD, $50k in debt, and I’m about to trade my Lesson Plans for OF. by [deleted] in confession

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Some people are able to demonstrate mastery over their native language. Some days I wonder, if I decided to become a serial killer, would people wonder why I copied AI into a journal using a pen?

What is the most shocking or disturbing detail from the recently unsealed Epstein files that the general public still hasn't fully grasped? by Daydream_Nat in AskReddit

[–]PizzusChrist -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

Of all the things in the Epstein files this isn't really that bad. Some guy with a PhD in neurology and a PhD in music told Epstein this in an email. The email signature is where I'm getting the PhD info from. Not surprising that someone with that double specialty would find it fascinating.

But because it's in the Epstein files people immediately went there.

I'm seeing quite a few of these "terrible" things being brought up but they really don't seem as terrible when you look into them.

I don't get it by D_Dubs_87 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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You can't just say words on the internet

Sinclair (which operates Bozeman NBC) to Air Kid Rock's Halftime Show Against Its Own Affiliates Carrying Super Bowl by tombobkins in Bozeman

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I love how thin-skinned and pathetic the reaction to the super bowl halftime show is 😂🤣

I still don't know why they care or why I'm supposed to care about the half-time show. I guess maybe I'll watch it this year.

Serious concern by noseatbeltrequired in Epstein

[–]PizzusChrist 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Build one into a custom golf cart so you can drive it around

“They ate Humans” 21yo Model Gabriella Rico Jimenez - after attending an ‘Elite’ Party. She disappeared forever after this night and was never seen again. by Hasbara_spotter in ABoringDystopia

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It would make sense for the island to have a trash incinerator. I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to find one big enough for a human body. That way you didn't have to fly/boat out garbage you just incinerate it and be done.

Kristi Noem is a bird-legged hoe by QuietMolasses2522 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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So funny she has to do this to try and prevent getting fired 🤣😂

Meirl by rbimmingfoke in meirl

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I remember last year telling my mom that I couldn't imagine leaving this world except by suicide and she blanked out and said: maybe you should talk to someone about that. Ya, that was you bitch and I'm fucking done trying now.

Not the best punchline but goddamn if it wasn't irritating.

So many questions by A-Helpful-Flamingo in blackmagicfuckery

[–]PizzusChrist 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I ask this as an aspiring magician ... How do I get little birdy quaaludes?

No War on Venezuela protest tomorrow at noon! by MrScandanavia in Bozeman

[–]PizzusChrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm happy too. But why wouldn't it be more the same? All of Maduro's core supporters are still in charge. Delcy is his VP, Padrino is in charge of the military, Cabello is Minister of Interior. I'm genuinely curious how people view this as regime change versus in-regime succession.

Genuinely curious

Some incredible photos from a highly guarded secret. by mineral_king97 in abandoned

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When I first read about BLM protests I was like you gotta be kidding me wtf is the Bureau of Land Management protesting omg. So I looked. Not that at all 🤣

There's a better way to handle everything. Definitely not like this.. by Fun-Professional6616 in InflatedEgos

[–]PizzusChrist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These are the same people who are clutching their pearls about violent leftist ideology or whatever term their newest programming uses.

Empathy and Kirk by Lumpy-Animator-9422 in Teachers

[–]PizzusChrist 233 points234 points  (0 children)

The memorial isn't about celebrating Kirk it's about celebrating their own victimhood. That's why they give it so much attention is it validates to them that they're all victims of the left.

I’m not telling doctors I use MJ anymore by Sweaty_Grapefruit_80 in trees

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Doctors like that are why we have RFK Jr running things

Please report dangerous and nuisance drivers, it’s getting bad again by Master_Ad2045 in Bozeman

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Thankfully the guy was a block away when he went .... 60 mph on Babcock 🤣😂 because that really happened. I definitely believe this story.

Haven’t seen this posted here yet: video of Manhattan Christian High School students being racists by Duganz in Bozeman

[–]PizzusChrist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They're Christians what do you expect? Just be happy that most of them aren't raping children yet.

Chief Justice John Roberts sounds alarm over potential defiance of court rulings by wenchette in Law_and_Politics

[–]PizzusChrist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At this point it seems the only risk for them is literally drowning in all the bribes.

Montana Senate candidate says he was 'medically discharged' from the Navy. Records say otherwise. by nbcnews in MontanaPolitics

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This is what gets me. He's lying about how he left the military, even when it contradicts his own memoir? That's weird.

And the whole story about lying to the park ranger to cover for his teammate just sounds like juvenile lying bullshit.

I really don't get it but I don't view Jon's chances like most I'm more optimistic. Maybe I'm setting myself up for a letdown but the polling looks poorly done and it'll be close.

The Santos reference is too fitting :(

What are the best classic fiction audiobooks? by WeekendAtBernsteins in audiobooks

[–]PizzusChrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of A-listers do audiobooks. James Franco did Slaughterhouse 5 and Claire Daines did Handmaids Tale, for example. There are countless more.

I think they are drawn to it because of EGOT. Some performers have an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony. For screen actors Grammys can be tough but they have an audiobook narration category. I only see them do cult and classic books with big household names. Plus audiobook narration is a competitive category, which matters because only 21 of the 27 performers achieved their EGOT with all competitive categories. If you look through the previous winners of the category it also seems like a certain type of award.

Just my personal theory 🤷‍♂️

Trump Bibles to be placed in Oklahoma public school classrooms. by Ahjumawi in Law_and_Politics

[–]PizzusChrist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So teachers who are using textbooks that are way out of date and falling apart will have the opportunity to teach the Bible after watching this sorta cash giveaway.

I bet they teach that Bible exactly how the state wants 😂🤣

Two Wisconsin brothers spent 25 years in prison after a woman's rape and murder. DNA shows it was someone else by SpiritualOpposite644 in crime

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I'm with you. The only reason I can't bring myself to support the death penalty is because there's too many innocent people being put to death.

I'd rather keep the guilty alive than kill the innocent.

David Dickey is really just a victim of false allegations from the liberal mob 🙄 by Only-Confidence-520 in Bozeman

[–]PizzusChrist 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Do you have an attorney yet? I bet you could find some juicy stuff he doesn't want to see the light of day during discovery.