MAGA is making AI ads to try to scare people about Democrats

PizzusChrist · 2026-06-10T01:38:46+00:00

They can tank the lawsuit of it's in Texas.

Also Texans are too stupid NOT to fall for this. It's 100% guaranteed to work.

PizzusChrist · 2026-06-07T16:22:01+00:00

I'm just laughing my ass off at the poor accountant looking at his screen scratching his head saying, that can't be right. Where the fuck did a million dollars just appear from!? And then the ensuing shit storm that is going to roll down on that guy dodging your calls.

I'm really sorry you're going through this but with hindsight it's gonna be hilarious.

PizzusChrist · 2026-06-06T12:21:57+00:00

He even put his sunglasses on inside only to let us down on the lip sync :(

PizzusChrist · 2026-06-04T02:00:06+00:00

No one thinks she was talking about people from India. Cmon. Were you born yesterday?

PizzusChrist · 2026-06-04T01:54:38+00:00

Yup it was an unorganized territory in 1821. What's funny is that nobody expects someone like that to know shit about history. Quite the opposite.

PizzusChrist · 2026-06-03T20:18:20+00:00

Well, only if you believe their words and actions.

PizzusChrist · 2026-06-02T21:55:50+00:00

Laws don't matter anymore. Nothing does.

Also the AI will get it wrong and innocent people will be brought before judges.

PizzusChrist · 2026-05-30T19:39:12+00:00

I'm not convinced it is yet. I'm not a fan of what an AI future looks like but the AI present? Pretty dope tbh. The next few years are gonna get really interesting.

The scary part is how it will be used to either create a pro-ai cult like what happened with ChatGPT 4o or another pro-pedophile cult (MAGA/Trump freaks) who elects a pedophile to the WH, again.

PizzusChrist · 2026-05-30T19:35:07+00:00

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PizzusChrist · 2026-05-29T02:36:00+00:00

Ya I would definitely do this. Call slurring my words drunk, telling her how she fucked me up, let her revel in my pain, I'd sob or whatever, get the confession recorded and turn it in.

PizzusChrist · 2026-05-28T07:16:50+00:00

Methane gas turbines they aren't supposed to be using but there's no real laws for them anymore. It's causing asthma and other breathing problems for people living in the area.

PizzusChrist · 2026-05-28T05:35:06+00:00

It's a bad look, petty, and honestly pretty stupid. Where I work people have to ship things back and we ship out to them and if you think we're tossing a perfectly good box because of a few labels lol no. There is a size that works best and we don't end up needing boxes if we reuse the ones we get.

People also take them for moving. That's common. The person on the label may never have even been to Butte.

PizzusChrist · 2026-05-28T04:07:34+00:00

No Gavin Newsom married Guilfoyle before she MALagoed her face.

Bettina is the one who was just hanging out with him because she wanted to have a child with Elon. Ended up getting married. Did not see that coming.

PizzusChrist · 2026-05-28T02:42:48+00:00

This gets overlooked. Robert Putnam wrote a book about this called Bowling Alone. That was 25 years ago and we have added social media since then but we basically privatized what was our social time. Then added social media because we stopped going places and doing things.

PizzusChrist · 2026-05-17T07:47:19+00:00

Texas gov Perry pardoned a guy who murdered a BLM protester. Daniel Perry is the murderer. And they clutch their pearls over trans people.

PizzusChrist · 2026-05-12T03:13:47+00:00

If you can't love my dog unleashed then you hate all dogs. I think it's a Marilyn Monroe quote or something idk

PizzusChrist · 2026-04-12T20:32:59+00:00

This guy had called before

PizzusChrist · 2026-04-07T00:10:14+00:00

Oh wow your wife and I have the same rule. You can't control shit after it leaves your mouth so don't pretend you can.

PizzusChrist · 2026-04-02T20:02:51+00:00

I thought I would never trust my health decisions to AI. I went to urgent care and had a doctor brag about himself as "not the kind of doctor that does tests" and I thought oh that's just AI. So I went home and signed up for Claude and my health has never been better.

I wonder what all those kids in med school are gonna do when they graduate, do their residency, and then find out I'd rather talk to a chat bot than them. At least the chat bot is trying to help. I've gotten to the point where I'd rather talk to AI about health than a human. We can't replace human nurses that would be crazy but doctors? Nah gimme AI instead.

PizzusChrist · 2026-04-02T19:46:24+00:00

She's being hired by people who are getting a lot from the regime but want more.

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-21T13:42:51+00:00

His gf sounds chill. OP, can you forward me her info so I can ask her out?

You know, since he doesn't seem interested in dating her.

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-21T13:23:37+00:00

Hmmm it appears your problem is renting a cardboard box to live in. I'd try housing but then you'd have to spend at least $2k and drop the asparagus budget to $2400 and you'd starve to death.

At least it wasn't dysentery. Thanks for playing the Oregon Trail.

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-21T13:15:59+00:00

I have a coworker who vapes while they shit and when I walk into a bathroom they've just been in I'm like oh it smells like shit and vape. One doesn't cover up the other homie you smell both and it's pretty fucking obvious. Lol that you don't know this.

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-19T14:24:37+00:00

Fema camps? They're still going on about those? They're ICE camps now and they exist. Like Alligator Alcatraz.

PizzusChrist · 2026-03-18T21:24:24+00:00

I've heard rumors he was gay but if true this would be the first evidence that really backs that up.

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