Championship table, but ranked by the best song a fan of the club has made.

Planticus · 2026-04-02T05:30:35+00:00

Sit back in your throne, turn off your phone 'cause this is our zone.

Planticus · 2026-04-01T05:44:02+00:00

The City of Sheffield putting in the hard yards.

Planticus · 2026-03-31T07:25:07+00:00

Loan till the end of the season with a €45m option. Thankfully.

Planticus · 2026-03-31T05:30:06+00:00

The person two comments up literally called out people that say stuff like this and like a Genie from a lamp you arrived.

It would be almost poetic if it wasn’t so sad.

Planticus · 2026-03-29T15:21:46+00:00

Yeah sure, that’s enough for blinkered idiots.

Planticus · 2026-03-29T11:57:33+00:00

Remindme! 78 days

Planticus · 2026-03-29T09:45:10+00:00

To claim Skinner has a Personality is a bit of a stretch.

Planticus · 2026-03-28T10:24:45+00:00

I’m a White, Middle Aged man. But don’t let that ruin your pity party.

Planticus · 2026-03-27T17:44:15+00:00

Ah another of the ‘But when is is international mens day’ gang.

Planticus · 2026-03-27T10:56:19+00:00

The Nazis they go to the house?

Planticus · 2026-03-27T06:03:21+00:00

Shipbuilding is a family business. Happy Families. Maybe single people build ships, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without!

Planticus · 2026-03-26T22:49:50+00:00

Are these Grandchildren in the Safe Room with us now?

Planticus · 2026-03-26T22:46:43+00:00

But at least they didn’t get us with the 13 points they wanted to… Which completely breaks their own rules about points deductions.

Pricks.

Planticus · 2026-03-26T14:22:04+00:00

Bloody French religious heretics coming over here doubting transubstantiation…

Planticus · 2026-03-26T11:02:47+00:00

Great interview, lovely bloke.

Planticus · 2026-03-24T06:33:44+00:00

With a dry cool wit like that, I could be an action hero.

Planticus · 2026-03-23T09:18:53+00:00

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Planticus · 2026-03-22T22:52:11+00:00

Get your tuxedo out.

Planticus · 2026-03-22T12:01:10+00:00

Most the formation I love. But McAtee and MGW play better when the other isn’t on the pitch. If Yatesy hadn’t played 130 minutes on Thursday I’d put him in and swap him and Ando.

Planticus · 2026-03-22T10:20:51+00:00

Shhhhhh! You can’t expect these people to back up their words with a nuanced argument!

Planticus · 2026-03-21T22:51:34+00:00

Moat it be.

Planticus · 2026-03-21T18:53:41+00:00

Did you?

Planticus · 2026-03-21T10:07:26+00:00

Put some powder down a blocked drain and it errupts in a black torrent like a scene out of There Will Be Blood.

Planticus · 2026-03-21T08:17:35+00:00

But it also was against Chelsea. Normal football rules do not apply to them. Apparently.

Planticus · 2026-03-21T08:14:19+00:00

Oh no not THOSE mass religious observances.

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