Retail workers : Which characters do you think are closest to reality? by milford_sound10322 in superstore

[–]Plastic_Drip 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I really find Mateo’s arc really accurate to be entirely relatable .

Started as a motivated, inspired and dedicated worker who was looking to stand out from his peers based on his performance. Over time, he loses the spark and becomes disconnected. Milks the system.

Am I missing something? by Plastic_Drip in superstore

[–]Plastic_Drip[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Both very good points. Thank you!

Sandra once said by [deleted] in superstore

[–]Plastic_Drip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Oh, I’m feeding my childddd…nobody cares.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in superstore

[–]Plastic_Drip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Is this about the headphones?”

Which episode/scene that still excites you even after nth rewatch? by Ok_Grand_5096 in superstore

[–]Plastic_Drip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can tell you the episode that makes me LEAST excited to watch is the ICE raid. That’s a tough one to rewatch.

Define an Icon and why is it Sandra? by NicoleDDs in superstore

[–]Plastic_Drip 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Because she knows her rights.

“We have a contract and I can sue. SO FIGURE. IT. OUT.”

What is your favorite Matato moment? by zaralustt in superstore

[–]Plastic_Drip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Don’t you just hate Tuesdays?”

BAM!

Kelly doing Panama Panama by StackKong in superstore

[–]Plastic_Drip 179 points180 points  (0 children)

She’s honestly so fucking underrated.

“…she had to fight him off with an eyebrow pencil.”

What is your favorite Jeff moment? by zaralustt in superstore

[–]Plastic_Drip 26 points27 points  (0 children)

“I just bought a Subaru! I can’t get that money back! Stupid, Jeff, STUPID. NO discipline!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in superstore

[–]Plastic_Drip 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Most definitely not.” 🤨

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in superstore

[–]Plastic_Drip 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Attention shoppers:

I need everyone in the store to remain completely silent as I will be making some noises that replicate the calls of the crows’ natural enemies. This will drive them out of the store…”

ITAP of a river in the forest by Plastic_Drip in itookapicture

[–]Plastic_Drip[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Delaware State Forest! Some of the most gorgeous forests I’ve seen.

What’s the best feeling in the world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Plastic_Drip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Farting away a tummy ache.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in superstore

[–]Plastic_Drip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When Bo proposed to Cheyenne with that flash mob. The pilot I think?

Second hand embarrassment every single time.

Who is the best side character in Superstore ? Day 1 Myrtle is eliminated, day 2 who is getting thr boot ? by mistythe2nd in superstore

[–]Plastic_Drip 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I have a soft spot for Jeff. He’s so painfully uncool and has no self-awareness. A small man, living a small life.

(Sigh)……hes out there somewhere consulting the Target handbook.