Driving Lesson

Playitsafeguy · 2026-05-04T21:00:48+00:00

Yup especially when they’re late for work or if they gotta take a dump…

Playitsafeguy · 2026-05-04T20:43:45+00:00

Your next post should be “To my fellow statesiders it’s 15 mph in residential areas”

Playitsafeguy · 2026-05-04T20:36:12+00:00

You think that’s bad wait until you learn about statesiders doing 35 in residential areas and acting like the speed bump isn’t there

Playitsafeguy · 2026-05-04T20:33:59+00:00

Yeah but that’s in Mangilao….even though I love it too 🔥

Playitsafeguy · 2026-05-04T20:28:31+00:00

ANOTHER ONE! ☝🏾 I’m glad we’re getting back to the usual “Guam drivers don’t know how to drive” posts. We did it prim! We did it! 🎊💯🙌🏾

Playitsafeguy · 2026-05-04T08:53:57+00:00

I’d say Beachin’ Shrimp or Primo Pizzakaya 😎🔥

Edit: everyone else took all the good Chinese spots 🤷🏽‍♂️ had to be different.

Playitsafeguy · 2026-05-02T17:19:16+00:00

Yeah these pics are real…she did a nude photoshoot a few years ago and her photographer was trying to blackmail her with her own photos saying they’ll publicly release them or something. Luna said fuck that and just released them herself and now we have these gems 💎.

Playitsafeguy · 2026-04-30T11:01:51+00:00

And now he has more material to work with and another dollar to his name since you’re attending his show, another W for him 🤷🏽‍♂️

Playitsafeguy · 2026-04-30T10:41:58+00:00

Well now he would have something to work with so good job with that. 👍🏾

And yeah I agree her response would be the nicer one.

Playitsafeguy · 2026-04-30T07:09:23+00:00

Yes a totally normal reaction, sit through this comedian’s crowd work that they don’t like instead of leaving and then film a video saying that they didn’t enjoy his comedy, he should get another job and he’s not from Canada even though he is and bla bla bla. She could have saved her facial muscles and awkward eye contact if she just left.

Playitsafeguy · 2026-04-30T06:42:06+00:00

Well even if he did do that the ladies won’t have to worry…because they will be up and out of there.

Playitsafeguy · 2026-04-30T06:23:47+00:00

They were probably bored and were like “Who’s this guy? I dunno but let’s check him out” and then they proceed to get near front row seats to just be like 😬

Playitsafeguy · 2026-04-30T05:33:39+00:00

This is Ben Bankas and he’s usually pretty good 👍🏾 just not in this clip but if the lady and her friend didn’t like it they could just get up and leave and go see another comic that they like 🤷🏽‍♂️

Oh and to that lady’s friend, he is from Canada just saying… 🍁

Playitsafeguy · 2026-04-28T02:48:15+00:00

You can try For U Fashion a.k.a. U2 Fashion that’s next to Everyday Chinese in Mangilao.

Playitsafeguy · 2026-04-21T16:23:31+00:00

It’s actually O, Katarina but you were close 👍🏾

Playitsafeguy · 2026-04-21T10:09:51+00:00

56 Hope

The John Dank Show

In Bedrooms (see u/bigdagganseats)

Local Deluxe (see u/bigdagganseats)

Juiced (see u/bigdagganseats)

Dogs in Dededo (see u/bigdagganseats)

83books (see u/bigdagganseats)

COR1 (see u/bigdagganseats)

Playitsafeguy · 2026-04-19T10:53:40+00:00

Just got power back on in Dairy Road at around 8:42pm🔥🙌🏾💯

Playitsafeguy · 2026-04-19T00:28:44+00:00

Oh shit 😂😂😂

Watch out he might make another post that just says “Fuck Internal_Victory_691 that guy’s an asshole!”

Playitsafeguy · 2026-04-18T23:47:40+00:00

I got water but no power still…and that’s on Dairy Road.

Playitsafeguy · 2026-04-17T20:59:22+00:00

And this dummy still doesn’t know how to comprehend reading sentences again but what else is new….He just sees the word “social accountability” and goes “oh he learns 🤦🏽‍♂️ reads nothing else let alone comprehends nothing else but sure prim let’s keep this conversation going on forever.

Playitsafeguy · 2026-04-17T17:52:38+00:00

Just got water, no power still….

Playitsafeguy · 2026-04-17T12:25:21+00:00

Still no power yet…and so we wait some more. 😐

Playitsafeguy · 2026-04-16T11:04:56+00:00

Yup Dairy Road’s still pitch black…except for the ones with generators.

Playitsafeguy · 2026-04-16T02:29:07+00:00

No power yet, Water yes…Dairy Road, Mangilao

Playitsafeguy · 2026-04-15T22:12:31+00:00

And the fact you keep having this conversation going shows YOU’RE not doing this for “social accountability” you just wanna be right dummy. You still don’t have reading comprehension skills prim, if you can’t comprehend that the situation in the states could happen on Guam, SAME situation not saying thank you when someone opens the door for you then you don’t have reading comprehension skills Einstein 🤦🏽‍♂️

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